Funny cheeky quotes

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  3 days ago

  Share →: Sleep well, middle finger—you’ve got a big day ahead of you tomorrow.

  Commentary:
  😴✌️ "May your middle finger rest well for a full day's work tomorrow! It's hard being a hand star! 😆💪"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: The clitoris has 8,000 nerves, if you gonna get on my nerves, get on one of those.

  Commentary:
  "Why settle for a nerve-racking experience when you can have a nerve-tingling one instead? 😉😂 #TheGoodNerves"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Can I come over and overstay my welcome?

  Commentary:
  "Sure, come on over! I'll even roll out the red carpet… to gently roll it back up when it's time to leave. 😄🚪🕰️"

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