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Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

The price of groceries has gotten me thinking about what acorns taste like.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

“Are you busy tomorrow?” That entirely depends on what you need me to do.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

I think fathers lose their mind a little bit when they realize their daughters aren’t as forgiving as their wives.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

Nowadays an “all-nighter” means I didn’t have to get up to pee.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

I think every app should, by law, let you deactivate all of its short-form video content.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, you’re drunk. Ducks don’t talk.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

You only realize how heavy your handbag really is when your car tells you that your passenger is not wearing a seatbelt.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

Why would I work from home when I don’t even work from work?

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

It really is Monday every 15 minutes.

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Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Broadcasted on Instagram:

Printers and computers treat each other like they broke up the night before, and you’re their mutual friend.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Pressure washing is like regular washing but with a lot of yelling and tight deadlines.

Just landed via YouTube:

I took my kids to the zoo when they were small, I wonder how they are getting on now.

Making waves on Discord:

I hate everyone in front of me at this checkout line, everyone behind me is cool.

Spotted on Instagram:

I just wanna be rich enough to not have to run onstage after concerts to get my bra back.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

I’m not asking for a lot, I just want someone down to earth that’s gonna touch me all over like my shower curtain does.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I have so many mood swings, I’m basically a swing now.

Just shared via Facebook:

Gravestone inscription: “Hey guys, I’m going to be taking a little break from social media”

Live now on Instagram:

I’m intermittent fasting, so I have to finish this cake really quick before 6 pm.

Spotted on Pinterest:

The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready.

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15 shares on Threads this month:

WFH is so great until you realize you’ve walked about 17 steps all day.

24 shares on Slack this month:

Sometimes you need to turn the music up louder and sort your shit out.

100 shares on YouTube this month:

People who take two steps on the stairs are both active and lazy at the same time.

71 shares on YouTube this month:

People never run off to join the circus anymore.

35 shares on Reddit this month:

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re excited about your organized fridge.

50 shares on Reddit this month:

I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps.

17 shares on TikTok this month:

Baby, we believe in God around here, I don’t care what’s trending these days.

82 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.

82 shares on Instagram this month:

The prime minister is a minister that is not divisible by any other minister.

90 shares on Facebook this month:

Ever since I was a little kid, I knew that I wanted to be late for work.

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13 folks are currently checking 👀

A web developer and an SEO expert walk into a bar, bars, nightclub, pubs, tavern, beer, alcohol, drinks, alcoholic beverages, bars in my area, places to drink.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

The goal is never Gucci bags. It’s acres of land.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Y’all ever postpone an outfit? Like, nah, let me save this for a better day? Same.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Why would I date a nonchalant man? I like my men how I like my thong.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

My favorite yoga pose is the one where you eat a sandwich.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

The fact Head and Shoulders doesn’t have a body wash called Knees and Toes, is disappointing.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Neurodivergents will be like, ‘I’m so tired,’ and then refuse to sleep because they haven’t had enough me time after surviving the day.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

The internet is making people stupid. Not me, though.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve never wrestled an angry alligator, but I have taken off a wet sports bra in the middle of summer. So, same thing.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

Might start a YouTube channel “will it hurt if I drop it on my foot”.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

Inventor of pink lemonade: yes, exactly the same, but cute and for the girls.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

I only went to medical school to figure out where your arms are supposed to go when you sleep and they didn’t even teach us that.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

Girls love a gay best friend until he turns 35 and asks to borrow your womb.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

All these deadlines, but it’s you I want to meet.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

Pizza crusts go uneaten, but people will devour an entire pan of breadsticks.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

After weeks of using an anti aging cream, I can now proudly say: I now have very well-maintained wrinkles.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

I’d rather throw everything I own in the trash than try to deal with people on Facebook Marketplace.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

Most people think that I’m arrogant, but who cares what peasants think.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Messenger:

I have noticed something quite worrying: after I buy more things I have less money.

Breaking via Threads:

If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.

Broadcasted on Threads:

I deserve a percentage of your pay if you ever stole any swag from me.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Good morning to everyone except myself cause I wish I was still asleep.

Making waves on Slack:

Country music is for men who need a little help crying.

Trending via WhatsApp:

The kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were pretty dumb if they couldn’t figure out that their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

Making waves on Discord:

It takes guts to be an organ donor.

Spotted on Facebook:

IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.

Just landed via Instagram:

I kind of miss when people stood 6 feet away.

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