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My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they’re having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

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The real me comes out at midnight (it’s just me spending money online).

Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

I wish tree puns were more poplar.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

I love making the whole conversation so awkward that the most anyone can say after is “so yeah…”

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

Who called it asking the waiter about the specials and not retrieving data from the server?

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.”

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

“This was on sale!” is why I’m always broke.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

Breaking news: Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.

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Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.

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Me: Maybe it’s the weed talking but your apartment seems enormous. IKEA Manager: Sir.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

They say “Time heals.” No, it doesn’t. I’m still mad.

Shared recently on Facebook:

If you aren’t sleeping with me, then you’re sleeping against me.

Reported on Snapchat:

Aliens are coming to Earth, people are going to the Moon, and I am still pushing on a door that says pull.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

I’m too tired to shower. Anyone want to wash my back?

Reported on YouTube:

Human stupidity exists because if everyone were smart, we’d have no one to laugh at on the internet.

Seen just now on Facebook:

If being hydrated is such a great thing, why does it feel like my bladder is pissed off?

Freshly posted on Slack:

Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake.

Spotted on WeChat:

I get real disrespectful with serving sizes. A bag is not gonna tell me what to do.

Reported on YouTube:

When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.

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Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

I have no desire to rekindle anything with anyone. See you never.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

Doggystyle, so we can both look at the river.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

Another day without sex, but a mosquito just sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

Wow, I absolutely love your outfit. The black really brings out the pet hair on it.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

Break-up so bad, he blocked me on Pokémon Go.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

I always make sure the garage door is shut. Wouldn’t want hoodlums stealing the stuff I’ve been meaning to get rid of for years.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

See you when you get home from school, I whisper to my kid’s apple.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

People don’t get slapped enough with empty gloves these days.

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Freshly posted on Reddit:

Humans are the only species that would cut down trees, make paper out of them, and then write “Save the Trees” on it.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

My boss told me “It’s not rocket science.” Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Things I hate about group work: The group.

Breaking via Twitch:

Someone has left me a voicemail. I don’t know what to do. Open the phone app? The contacts? Do I turn on the TV?

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Don’t invite me if there’s nowhere to sit down.

Just landed via Slack:

Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

The universe clearly isn’t working as it should so someone should turn it off and back on again.

Making waves on TikTok:

If I was a Spice Girl I would be Mild to Medium Spice.

Spotted on WeChat:

Chuck Norris can rub two fires together to get a piece of wood.

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