The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not. Posted on6 days ago
I can always tell what part of my cycle I’m in by how concerned my friends are over my Tweets. Posted on1 week ago
Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside. Posted on1 week ago
You didn’t let me know you got home safely so you better at least be injured or I’m gonna be pissed. Posted on2 weeks ago
As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued. Posted on2 weeks ago
My wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us into a heated argument whether my gasp was out of concern or excitement. Posted on2 weeks ago