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2 months ago
Share →: Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.

Commentary:
"When pizza becomes a team sport! 🍕💪😂 Where do I sign up for the 'Pizza Lifting Olympics'?!"
2 months ago
Share →: Have you ever “accidentally” eaten a family sized bag of chips?

Commentary:
"Accidentally? More like 'skillfully'! 😎🍟 #Talent"
2 months ago
Share →: I followed my heart. It led me to the fridge.

Commentary:
"Who knew my heart was a foodie? 🍕❤️🤣 #FridgeGoals"
4 months ago
Share →: Pasta is something I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of.

Commentary:
🍝 "Pasta: the ultimate comfort food that never ceases to amaze with its endless carb-filled possibilities! It's the love affair that never fizzles out. Who needs a soulmate when you've got noodles, am I right? 😋 #CarbLoverForLife"
4 months ago
Share →: Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal dilemma of life – to sandwich or not to sandwich, that is the question! 🥪😂 It's a tough call when you're torn between your love for breakfast sandwiches and anything else that's not a breakfast sandwich. The struggle is real, my friend! #SandwichGoals
4 months ago
Share →: If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.

Commentary:
"Whoever said midnight snacks are a sin clearly hasn't been to the fridge after dark 🌙💡🍕 Let there be light, and let there be snacks!"
4 months ago
Share →: I think my soulmate might be carbs.

Commentary:
"Who needs a soulmate when you have carbs to fulfill your every craving 🍟🍕🥨? Who needs flowers and chocolates when you have a warm loaf of bread waiting for you? Carbs truly are the way to your heart (and stomach)! 💖 #CarbLife"
4 months ago
Share →: Why is sugar SO addictive, and broccoli is just like, “I’ll be here when you need me”

Commentary:
Sugar is like that fun friend who always knows how to lift your spirits, but can be a bit too clingy at times. Meanwhile, broccoli is like the reliable pal who quietly offers their support without demanding all your attention. So, in the battle of addictive treats versus dependable veggies, it seems we all need a little balance in our lives – a sweet treat here, a nutritious bite there, and don't forget to give broccoli a chance to shine in its own quiet way.
4 months ago
Share →: I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.

Commentary:
"Ah, the struggles of the perpetual snacker! Always appearing put together on the surface, but beneath it all, a rumbling tummy ready to make its demands known. It's a tale as old as time – the eternal battle between the hunger pangs and the illusion of composure."
4 months ago
Share →: I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food, and all I find is ingredients.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic kitchen dilemma: a pantry full of ingredients and not a ready-made meal in sight. It's like the cosmic joke of adulting – you have the power to create a feast, but all you really want is a snack that magically appears at your command. Bon appétit, or should I say, bon ingredient hunting!"