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5 months ago
Share →: I don’t need therapy, I need a bagel with cream cheese.

Commentary:
"Who needs therapy when you can have a warm, toasty bagel oozing with creamy goodness? Bagels: Cheaper than therapy, and definitely tastier! 🥯🧀 #CarbTherapy"
5 months ago
Share →: I wish I could get a bouquet of mozzarella sticks.

Commentary:
"Who needs roses when you can have mozzarella sticks? 🧀🌹 For those who prefer cheesy goodness over flowers, this is the ultimate dream bouquet! Just make sure to have some marinara dipping sauce on the side. 😂 #SnackGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Coffee ain’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat batteries.

Commentary:
☕️🔋 "When coffee loses its spark, it's time to switch to battery-powered breakfast! ⚡️ Just make sure you're recharged and ready to go all day long…literally!" 🤣 #PowerUpWithBatteries #MorningEnergyBoost
5 months ago
Share →: My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle between actually eating a breakfast sandwich and just daydreaming about it 😂🥪 It's a tough choice, but at least you know what truly matters in life!"
5 months ago
Share →: The only problem I have with chocolate is that one minute it’s there and the next it’s not.

Commentary:
"Ah, chocolate – the ultimate magician! 🍫✨ Now you see it, now you don't! It's like a delicious game of hide and seek that always leaves us wanting more. Who can resist the art of disappearing chocolate? 🎩😋"
5 months ago
Share →: I wish anxiety came with french fries.

Commentary:
"Imagine ordering a 'Combo Meal' at the Anxiety Cafe: 'Yes, I'll have a large anxiety with a side of crispy french fries, please!' 🍟😬 Talk about comfort food for the mind and soul! Just add a sprinkle of humor and dip it all in sarcasm – voilà, instant stress relief! 😅"
5 months ago
Share →: I find myself thinking “God, I need a cigarette” way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke.

Commentary:
🚭 "I find myself thinking 'God, I need a cigarette' way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke. Well, maybe it's not the nicotine cravings, but rather the dramatic effect and potential for spontaneous combustion I desire. 🔥 Stay lit in spirit, not in ash!" 🚬
5 months ago
Share →: I just want to be treated like a hot little French fry.

Commentary:
"Because who wouldn't want to be irresistible, crispy, and always in high demand like a hot little French fry 🍟? Just remember, you're not just any fry, you're the extra crispy, perfectly seasoned one in the bunch – fries before guys, am I right? 😉"
5 months ago
Share →: I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito.

Commentary:
"Talk about making life-changing decisions over a delicious breakfast! 🌯💍 Who needs a ring when you've got a breakfast burrito to say 'yes' to? 😂 #Priorities"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t know if I’m pregnant or what, but I’ve been craving 3 million dollars so bad.

Commentary:
"Either that's a very extravagant pregnancy craving or someone needs to check if there's a money tree growing somewhere nearby! 💰🌳 Maybe it's just the financial fertility kicking in! 🤰😂"