11 Funny credit card quotes

• In the event of a water landing, place the life jacket over your head and swipe your credit card to inflate.

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  airplane, airplane safety, card, credit, credit card, emergency, event, head, humor, inflate, jacket, joke, landing, life, life jacket, over, place, safety, swipe, water, water landing

• A credit card is kind of like a gift card to every store.

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  card, credit, credit card, every, finance, gift, gift card, humor, kind, money, shopping, spending, store

• I feel like a credit card, cause I’m constantly being used irresponsibly.

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  card, credit, credit card, debt, finance, humor, irresponsibly, joke, money, spending, used

• I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied.

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  card, comparison, credit, credit card, denied, financial, humor, joke, used, wit

• I’m having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up.

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  bad, bad day, card, cards, cheer, cheer up, credit, credit card, cute, cute pics, day, having, humor, joke, light-hearted, me, pics, send

• You can’t scare me; you’re not my credit card bill.

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  anxiety, bill, card, credit, credit card, debt, finance, humor, joke, me, scare

• Nothing good happens on the credit card after midnight.

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  after, bad, bad decisions, card, credit, credit card, decisions, good, humor, late, late night, midnight, money, night, nightlife, nothing, spending

• I get it, credit cards, I’ve reached my limit too.

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  card, cards, credit, credit card, finances, humor, i, joke, limit, spending, too

• The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.

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  2 months ago

  card, convenience, credit, credit card, experience, humor, laziness, online, online shopping, purse, shopping, shopping experience, shopping struggle, struggle, worst

• Just paid my bills. The only thing left on my card is my name and expiration date.

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  bill, bills, card, credit, credit card, date, debt, expiration, expiration date, finance, humor, just, left, money, name, only, paid, payment, thing

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