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Funny credit card quotes

Funny credit card quotes bring a hilarious twist to our swipe-happy habits 💳😂 Whether you’re a savvy shopper or a serial spender, these witty lines capture the joys and woes of plastic money 🛍️💸 Get ready to laugh out loud while embracing the quirky side of credit cards—because who said finances can’t be fun? 😜✨

Sorry, my bedroom looks like a child with a credit card decorated it. Do you still want to bone?

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

In the event of a water landing, place the life jacket over your head and swipe your credit card to inflate.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

A credit card is kind of like a gift card to every store.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I feel like a credit card, cause I’m constantly being used irresponsibly.

Posted on6 months ago

I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied.

Posted on6 months ago

I’m having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

You can’t scare me; you’re not my credit card bill.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Nothing good happens on the credit card after midnight.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I get it, credit cards, I’ve reached my limit too.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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