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Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

Woke up feeling not too shabby for a 60-year-old. The only problem is I’m still in my 40s.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

I’ve touched enough cacti to know they are sharp, but also not enough to stop touching cacti.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

The list of women who haven’t slept with me is really impressive.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

The incontinent optimist sees the bladder as half empty.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

Given the amount of clowns around here, you’d think it would be more entertaining.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

I read all your bumper stickers and now we’re both stupid.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

When I said you had a “serial killer face” I had meant it as a compliment. Like, you look like you are very ambitious is what I meant.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

I don’t know why hair extensions are exclusive to women, I want to look like a centaur.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can’t afford actually.

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Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Twitch:

Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.

Trending via Pinterest:

Eating fast food shouldn’t count for calories because it’s not around long enough.

Freshly posted on X:

You don’t need to leave a message in a bottle. If the bottle is full of tequila, I’ll get the message.

Breaking via Slack:

Ever look at someone and think you could spend the rest of your life saying “What?” to this person?

Making waves on Pinterest:

I miss when The Weeknd was making sex-addict-on-drugs music.

Reported on Reddit:

She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation.

Making waves on Facebook:

Let’s skip the getting-to-know-you phase. Just block me.

Just shared via Slack:

I’ve been blocked, unfollowed, and unfriended, but I’ve never been told I’m bad in bed.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Please, if you ever offer me a snack and I say no, ask me again, I didn’t mean it the first time.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Keep your temper. Nobody else wants it.

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Funny credit card quotes bring a hilarious twist to our swipe-happy habits 💳😂 Whether you’re a savvy shopper or a serial spender, these witty lines capture the joys and woes of plastic money 🛍️💸 Get ready to laugh out loud while embracing the quirky side of credit cards—because who said finances can’t be fun? 😜✨

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4 months ago
Share →: I feel like a credit card, cause I’m constantly being used irresponsibly.

Commentary:
"Well, at least you're not accumulating interest like a credit card! Maybe it's time to upgrade to a 'responsible adult' status – no annual fees, just lots of personal growth."
4 months ago
Share →: I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied.

Commentary:
"Well, if life gives you lemons, just swipe them on a credit card and hope for the best! After all, being used or denied is just part of the credit card experience – it's like a rollercoaster ride with your finances strapped in for the thrill!"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up.

Commentary:
Oh, don't worry, sweetie! Seeing those shiny credit cards might just make your day sparkle as bright as those numbers on the front! 💳✨ Just remember, swiping doesn't count as exercise, no matter how many times you do it! 😜 #BadDaySolutions
5 months ago
Share →: You can’t scare me; you’re not my credit card bill.

Commentary:
"Facing your credit card bill after a shopping spree is like staring fear in the face… but scarier! 😱💳💸 Who needs haunted houses when you can check your bank balance? 💀😂 #ScaryFinances"
6 months ago
Share →: Nothing good happens on the credit card after midnight.

Commentary:
"Nothing good happens on the credit card after midnight… unless you count the early morning regret as a valuable life lesson! 💳🌙💸"
6 months ago
Share →: I get it, credit cards, I’ve reached my limit too.

Commentary:
"Looks like both you and credit cards have something in common – reaching your limits! 💳💸 Maybe it's time for a financial cooldown before swiping again! 😅"
6 months ago
Share →: The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.

Commentary:
"Online shopping: where the struggle is real, but the sofa is comfy. 💳👜💻 #FirstWorldProblems"

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

My stress stresses me out to the point where I’m too stressed to deal with my stress.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

You can’t have a bad day at work if you don’t go.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

Welcome to adulthood. Everyone’s tired here.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

Very difficult being a full grown adult with a terrible fear of being “in trouble”.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

I’m at the age where using the wrong pillow makes you feel like you broke your neck.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

I’m so old, I used to block people by simply holding the door shut.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

Hate when anxiety gives me stomach problems. Like, baby, you are supposed to be a mental disorder, please stay in your line.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s the uselessness of little umbrellas when plummeting from a cliff.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

I am the opposite of artificial intelligence. I am authentic stupidity.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

Can you check if my lips taste like cherries?

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on X:

I don’t care if it’s cliché, I will always enjoy a ‘small town but something messed up is happening’ story.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Babe, wake up, it’s stupid outside!

Seen just now on Threads:

Maybe the clouds, trees, and flowers love looking at you too.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Stop being so boyfriendable if you can’t be my boyfriend.

Making waves on Telegram:

I am dressing for the job I want. I want to be a sweatpants model.

Just landed via Discord:

If these walls could talk, they would definitely say “Wow, this guy really does add cheese to everything after all!”

Going viral on Discord:

Whatever y’all heard about me, I’m way worse.

Spotted on Pinterest:

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying things like, “That’s a pretty building.”

Making waves on Snapchat:

Foolproof? Yeah, well we’ll see about that.

Just landed via WeChat:

Shout out to all you people out there who get asked if you’re okay a lot even though that’s the only facial expression you have.

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