41 Funny dad quotes

• I think my dad just eradicated a small village with his sneeze.

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  2 weeks ago

  dad, exaggeration, family, humor, i, just, small, sneeze, think, village

• My dad once sneezed so hard that he set every clock back two hours.

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  2 weeks ago

  back, clock, dad, every, family, hard, hours, humor, once, set, sneeze, time

• Here’s a fun activity you can do with your kids on rainy days when they have too much energy: Go shopping and leave them at home with their dad.

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  3 weeks ago

  activity, dad, day, days, energy, fun, fun activity, home, kids, leave, much, rainy, rainy day, shopping, too

• My dad’s handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

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  3 weeks ago

  calligrapher, comparison, dad, family, handwriting, humor, pharmacist, writing

• A police lineup, but you have to recognize your dad’s sneeze.

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  3 weeks ago

  dad, funny situation, humor, lineup, police, recognition, situation, sneeze

• I asked my dad what his favorite joke was. He said, “I can’t pick a favorite. I love you and your sister equally!”

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  3 weeks ago

  asked, dad, equality, family, favorite, favorite joke, humor, i, joke, love, parenting, pick, sister

• One pretty important part of being a dad is walking faster than the rest of your family through an airport.

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  3 weeks ago

  airport, being, dad, family, faster, fun, humor, important, parenting, pretty, rest, travel, walking

• My dad thought Siri would be more helpful finding a lemon ricotta recipe if he used an Italian accent.

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  3 weeks ago

  accent, cooking, dad, finding, funny moment, helpful, humor, italian, Italian accent, lemon, lemon ricotta, moment, recipe, ricotta, Siri, technology, thought, used

• My son got braces today. Yay, he’s not going to be a teenage dad.

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  3 weeks ago

  braces, dad, dental, going, humor, milestones, parenting, son, teenage, teenage dad, today, yay

• The Welsh language was invented by a dad losing at Scrabble.

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  3 weeks ago

  dad, game, humor, invention, language, losing, Scrabble, welsh, Welsh language

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