13 Funny delicious quotes

• Here’s the problem with fruit: it’s inconsistent. Some apples are delicious, some taste bad. Sometimes blueberries are great, sometimes they are disgusting. You know what’s the same every time? Doritos.

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  2 months ago

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• Roses are red, tacos are delicious. I use paper plates, ’cause I hate doing dishes.

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  2 months ago

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• Foreplay is great, I particularly like the part where I peel them, chop them into pieces, then roast them in the oven until they’re all crispy and delicious.

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• I am absolutely delicious, and I hate how mosquitoes know it.

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• He called me delusional, but I think he meant delicious.

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  2 months ago

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• Friends with benefits, but it’s just that they make delicious baked goods.

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  2 months ago

  baked, baked good, benefits, delicious, dessert, food, friends, friendship, good, goods, humor, just, relationship

• Twitter sucks so much, but randomly there are such funny tweets, so I wait, like a frog, for one delicious fly.

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  2 months ago

  delicious, fly, frog, funny tweet, humor, i, media, much, randomness, social, social media, sucks, tweet, Tweets, Twitter, wait, waiting

• You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.

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  2 months ago

  delicious, food, friends, friendship, fry, guess, humor, i, play, play on words, saying, spell, words

• Bruschetta is 80% delicious and 20% mess.

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  2 months ago

  20, bruschetta, cooking, culinary, delicious, eating, food, humor, mess, percentages, snack

• I love when I can smell my perfume on myself, like damn girl, you smell delicious.

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  2 months ago

  compliment, confidence, delicious, girl, humor, i, love, myself, perfume, self-love, smell

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