Funny delicious quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: He called me delusional, but I think he meant delicious.

  Commentary:
  "He must be talking about my sweet personality! 😂🍦 #DeliciouslyDelusional"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Friends with benefits, but it’s just that they make delicious baked goods.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a significant other when you can have friends with muffin-tary benefits? 🧁🥐😄 Let them whisk away your problems with their yummy creations! #BakeItTilYouMakeIt"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Twitter sucks so much, but randomly there are such funny tweets, so I wait, like a frog, for one delicious fly.

  Commentary:
  "Twitter is like a swamp. 🐸 You wade through the muck, dodging toxic tweets left and right. But once in a while, a gem surfaces like a delicious fly, and you strike with the speed of a hungry frog! 🦟✨ #TweetTreats"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a best friend when you can have a basket of fries by your side? 🍟👯‍♂️ Truly, fries are the unsung heroes of the culinary world, always there for you in times of hunger and craving. Remember, a fry in need is a friend indeed! 😉 #FriendshipGoals #FryDayEveryday"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Bruschetta is 80% delicious and 20% mess.

  Commentary:
  "Bruschetta: the food that leaves you torn between enjoying its deliciousness 🤤 and regretting the aftermath cleaning 🧹. It's a culinary rollercoaster ride! 🍅🥖 #MessyButWorthIt"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dear resealable chocolate bag, your confidence in my self-control was truly inspiring. And you were delicious.

  Commentary:
  "Kudos to the resealable chocolate bag for believing in us when we can't even trust ourselves! 🍫😂 Who knew a snack could provide so much motivation and then disappear in a moment of weakness? #ChocolateConfessions"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.

  Commentary:
  "Diet day #1: Saying goodbye to all the tempting treats like a true warrior… and by 'goodbye', I mean 'see you later, when I sneak out for a midnight snack.' 🍔🍩🏃‍♂️ #HealthyChoices #FoodStruggles"

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