13 Funny donuts quotes

• Eating the rest of the donuts will keep me from eating donuts tomorrow. My logic is flawless.

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  18 hours ago

  donut, donuts, eating, food, humor, keep, logic, me, rest, snack, tomorrow

• Donuts are beautiful creatures, and they deserve their own week on the nature channels.

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  2 months ago

  beautiful, channel, creature, creatures, deserve, donut, donuts, food, food humor, humor, nature, nature channel, own, playful, sweets, week, whimsical

• Donuts hug you from the inside.

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  2 months ago

  comfort, donut, donuts, food, hug, humor, inside, snack, sweetness

• I offered my nephew a donut and he said “no thanks, I’m not hungry right now” and I don’t think this little guy knows how donuts work.

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  2 months ago

  donut, donuts, food, guy, humor, hungry, i, kids, knows, little, misunderstanding, nephew, right, thanks, think, work

• I don’t like the person I become when I’m alone in the break room with a box of donuts.

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  2 months ago

  alone, box, break, break room, donut, donuts, food, humor, i, indulgence, person, room, temptation, workplace

• I’m 6 donuts away from being the elephant in the room.

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  2 months ago

  away, being, donut, donuts, elephant, food, humor, joke, room, self-deprecation, weight

• Just got sacked from my job at a think tank for thinking about donuts.

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  2 months ago

  donuts, humor, job, just, layoff, snack, tank, think, think tank, thinking, workplace

• Don’t you hate it when you buy veggies and when you get them home you realize they’re donuts?

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  3 months ago

  buy, diet, disappointment, donut, donuts, food, grocery, hate, home, humor, realize, shopping, surprise, veggie

• Donuts have holes in them, just like acoustic guitars, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end.

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  3 months ago

  acoustic, acoustic guitar, comparison, donut, donuts, end, food, guitar, hole, humor, just, much, music, pretty, similarity, where

• Skinny people are easier to get blown around by storms. These donuts are for my safety.

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  3 months ago

  around, donuts, food, humor, people, safety, self-care, skinny, storms, weight

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