11 Funny donuts quotes

Donuts hug you from the inside.

Donuts hug you from the inside.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I offered my nephew a donut and he said “no thanks, I’m not hungry right now” and I don’t think this little guy knows how donuts work.

I offered my nephew a donut and he said “no thanks, I’m not hungry right now” and I don’t think this little guy knows how donuts work.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I don’t like the person I become when I’m alone in the break room with a box of donuts.

I don’t like the person I become when I’m alone in the break room with a box of donuts.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I’m 6 donuts away from being the elephant in the room.

I’m 6 donuts away from being the elephant in the room.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Just got sacked from my job at a think tank for thinking about donuts.

Just got sacked from my job at a think tank for thinking about donuts.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Don’t you hate it when you buy veggies and when you get them home you realize they’re donuts?

Don’t you hate it when you buy veggies and when you get them home you realize they’re donuts?

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Donuts have holes in them, just like acoustic guitars, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end.

Donuts have holes in them, just like acoustic guitars, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Skinny people are easier to get blown around by storms. These donuts are for my safety.

Skinny people are easier to get blown around by storms. These donuts are for my safety.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

“Out of sight, out of mind” doesn’t work for donuts.

“Out of sight, out of mind” doesn’t work for donuts.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I need to eat healthier but donuts exist.

I need to eat healthier but donuts exist.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025