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13 Funny donuts quotes

Funny donuts quotes are the perfect sprinkle of laughter 🍩✨ to brighten your day! Whether you’re a glazed-glory fan or prefer your donut with a side of humor 😂, these witty sayings will have you chuckling bite after bite. Get ready to indulge in some sweet, sugary fun that’s as delightful as your favorite donut hole 🍩💬!

Eating the rest of the donuts will keep me from eating donuts tomorrow. My logic is flawless.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Donuts are beautiful creatures, and they deserve their own week on the nature channels.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Donuts hug you from the inside.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

I offered my nephew a donut and he said “no thanks, I’m not hungry right now” and I don’t think this little guy knows how donuts work.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I don’t like the person I become when I’m alone in the break room with a box of donuts.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

I’m 6 donuts away from being the elephant in the room.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Just got sacked from my job at a think tank for thinking about donuts.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Don’t you hate it when you buy veggies and when you get them home you realize they’re donuts?

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Donuts have holes in them, just like acoustic guitars, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Skinny people are easier to get blown around by storms. These donuts are for my safety.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

“Out of sight, out of mind” doesn’t work for donuts.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

I need to eat healthier but donuts exist.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

The rain is pouring. So naturally it’s a good day to eat 6 donuts.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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