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6 months ago
Share →: An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.

Commentary:
"Introducing the 'Anxi-vent Calendar' – because adulting requires a daily dose of anxiety meds behind each door! 💊🚪 Stay calm and carry on… opening those doors! 😅"
6 months ago
Share →: I taped a picture of my paycheck on my front door to keep all the solicitors away.

Commentary:
"Who needs a 'Beware of Dog' sign when you can have a 'Beware of Empty Wallet' sign instead? 💸🚫😂 #MoneyMatters"
6 months ago
Share →: When a door closes in life, sometimes it’s better to grab a hammer and nails and make sure the damn thing stays shut.

Commentary:
"Who needs doors anyway? 🚪🔨 Once it's shut, it's shut for good! Time to channel your inner handyman and show that door who's boss! 💪😂"
6 months ago
Share →: I don’t have a welcome mat at my front door because I’m not a liar.

Commentary:
"Who needs a welcome mat when you have honesty as your doormat? 🚪🤥 Keeping it real from doorstep to living room! #NoLiesAtThisHouse"
6 months ago
Share →: When the doorbell rings, I always go to the door with my jacket on. Depending on who it is, I either just want to leave or have just come home.

Commentary:
🚪💁‍♂️ "When the doorbell rings, I'm always prepared for my dramatic entrance – you never know if it's a surprise guest or an escape opportunity! 🕺💃 #LifeOfDrama"
6 months ago
Share →: My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

Commentary:
"Who else feels misled by our childhood expectations? I was fully prepared for a life of dodging secret passageways, but all I got was the ol' weight gain and existential dread combo deal 🤷‍♂️🔮 Keep calm and watch out for that quicksand, folks! It might just be disguised as your daily responsibilities 😉 #AdultingProblems"
6 months ago
Share →: I held the door for an old person today and he was like, “didn’t we go to high school together” and we did.

Commentary:
"Either they have an impeccable memory or you haven't changed much since high school! 🚪🧓🏫 #SmallWorld"
6 months ago
Share →: Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.

Commentary:
"Just your friendly neighborhood doorbell enthusiast, spreading joy one *ding* at a time! 🚪🔔😄"
6 months ago
Share →: I don’t always push on pull doors but when I do, I do it two or three times to confirm how dumb I really am.

Commentary:
"Oh, the classic struggle of push vs. pull strikes again! 🚪😆 Who needs logic when you can just keep testing your own door-opening prowess, right? Keep the comedy gold coming, my friend! 🤣 #DoorDilemmas"
6 months ago
Share →: I always make sure the garage door is shut. Wouldn’t want hoodlums stealing the stuff I’ve been meaning to get rid of for years.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old strategy of outsmarting hoodlums by only keeping the most undesirable belongings in the garage! 🚗🔒 #Anti-TheftGoals #DeclutteringWithStyle"