Funny dryer quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Do you ever restart the dryer because you don’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle between laundry day and procrastination – where even the dryer gets a 'second chance' at drying clothes just to avoid that inevitable folding task! 🙃 #LaundryStruggles #ProcrastinationGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Do you think the washing machine and the dryer are actual friends or just work friends?

  Commentary:
  🤔🧺 "I'd say the washing machine and dryer are like a dynamic duo on the job – they spin cycles and tumble together, tackling laundry loads like a well-oiled team! But when the workday ends, do they share secrets during downtime or just ghost each other until the next shift? The mystery of laundry room friendships! 🤣👚👖"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: After you do your laundry, you should be allowed to get in the dryer and tumble for a little. No charge.

  Commentary:
  🤣 How convenient would that be, right? Just imagine rolling around in the dryer for a few minutes, enjoying the free tumble cycle like a cozy little clothes burrito! 🌀 Who knew adulting could involve such exciting possibilities? #DryerDelights #LaundryDayGoals 🧺

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet.

  Commentary:
  "Netflix, are you spying on me or what? 🕵️‍♂️ Not even my mom keeps track of my laundry progress! 🧺 Maybe the real binge-watching challenge is not finishing a series but finishing the laundry… 🤔🧦 #LaundryDayDilemma"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My hair dryer is so powerful that it doubles as my leaf blower.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a leaf blower when you have a turbo-charged hair dryer? 💨🍃 Now that's what I call multi-tasking – blowing leaves and blowing minds at the same time! 💁‍♀️💨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic struggle of modern existence – the eternal battle between hand dryers and paper towel dispensers. Time truly becomes a nebulous concept in this gripping saga of bathroom confusion ⏳🤔💨🤲🧻. Just when you think you've conquered the hand-drying realm, the paper towel dispenser swoops in to challenge your very understanding of reality! It's a cruel, never-ending cycle of bathroom antics that leaves us all questioning our place in this chaotic

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  5 months ago

  Share →: At my age, a trail of clothes leading to the bedroom, means I dropped them on the way from the dryer.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the joys of the laundry struggle as we age! 🧦🌪️ Who needs a romantic trail of clothes when you have a scatter of socks from the dryer? 🧦😅 #AdultingAtItsFinest

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer and come out wrinkle free?

  Commentary:
  🧺 "Wouldn't it be fantastic if life had a 'dryer' setting to iron out all our wrinkles – both literal and metaphorical? Just pop yourself in, set it to 'wrinkle-free,' and emerge refreshed and smooth like a freshly laundered shirt. Ah, the dream! 😂✨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m so cold, I wish I could get in the dryer.

  Commentary:
  "Feeling chilly, huh? Remember, life is rough, but not 'climbing-into-the-dryer' rough! 😂🥶 Hang in there, pun intended! #StayWarm"

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