13 Funny dryer quotes

• Just waiting for my laundry to be done so I can pop it in the dryer and forget about it again.

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  4 weeks ago

  again, chore, done, dryer, forget, forgetfulness, household, household chore, humor, i, just, laundry, pop, procrastination, waiting

• Have you ever just restarted the dryer because you didn’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

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  1 month ago

  chore, clothes, dryer, ever, feel, folding, household, household chore, just, laundry, procrastination, restart

• Sorry, I’m late. I was trying to convince a bathroom hand dryer that I exist.

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  1 month ago

  apology, bathroom, convince, dryer, excuse, exist, existence, funny excuse, hand, hand dryer, humor, i, late, lateness, sorry, trying

• Do you ever restart the dryer because you don’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

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  1 month ago

  chore, clothes, dryer, ever, feel, folding, household, humor, laundry, procrastination, relatable, restart

• Do you think the washing machine and the dryer are actual friends or just work friends?

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  1 month ago

  actual, appliance, dryer, friends, humor, just, machine, relationship, think, washing, washing machine, work, work friends

• After you do your laundry, you should be allowed to get in the dryer and tumble for a little. No charge.

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  1 month ago

  activity, after, charge, chores, domestic, domestic life, dryer, fun, fun activity, humor, laundry, life, little, relaxation, should, tumble

• Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet.

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  1 month ago

  asking, chores, distraction, dryer, home, humor, i, laundry, moved, needs, Netflix, procrastination, start, still, stop, watching

• My hair dryer is so powerful that it doubles as my leaf blower.

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  1 month ago

  appliances, blower, creativity, dryer, hair, hair dryer, household, humor, leaf, leaf blower, multitasking, powerful

• The way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser.

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  1 month ago

  air, air dryer, bathroom, dryer, fact, hands, humor, moment, paper, paper towel, put, realization, struggle, technology, time, towel

• At my age, a trail of clothes leading to the bedroom, means I dropped them on the way from the dryer.

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  1 month ago

  adulting, age, bedroom, clothes, dryer, humor, i, laundry, means, trail

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