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12 Funny dryer quotes

Funny dryer quotes bring a whirl of laughter to laundry day 😂✨ Spinning tales about socks gone missing, unexpected static shocks, and the eternal battle against wrinkles, these witty lines turn chore time into chuckle time! Whether you’re folding fresh fluff or rescuing shrinking sweaters, a little humor makes laundry less of a drag and more of a giggle fest 🧦🔥 Ready to brighten your laundry routine with some dryer-side laughs? Let’s dive in!

I love putting on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer. Plus, it’s fun to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Have you ever just restarted the dryer because you didn’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Sorry, I’m late. I was trying to convince a bathroom hand dryer that I exist.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Do you ever restart the dryer because you don’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

Posted onFeb 13, 2025Feb 13, 2025

Do you think the washing machine and the dryer are actual friends or just work friends?

Posted onJan 27, 2025

After you do your laundry, you should be allowed to get in the dryer and tumble for a little. No charge.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

My hair dryer is so powerful that it doubles as my leaf blower.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

The way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

At my age, a trail of clothes leading to the bedroom, means I dropped them on the way from the dryer.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer and come out wrinkle free?

Posted onJan 21, 2025

I’m so cold, I wish I could get in the dryer.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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