19 Funny due quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Due to personal reasons, I’ve decided to become your problem.

  Commentary:
  🤷‍♂️ Well, well, well…looks like someone has chosen to upgrade their status from casual acquaintance to full-time nuisance! 🤣 Brace yourself, because now you've got your very own personal "problem child" to deal with. Hope you're ready for the ride! 🤪 #BuckleUp

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Due to personal reasons, I’ll be using humor to hide pain.

  Commentary:
  "Me: *cracks joke* 🤣

  Also me: *cries internally* 😭

  Ah, the great multitasking of using humor as a shield against the cruel world! 😅 #JustSurvivalThings"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Due to financial reasons, I will now be performing photosynthesis.

  Commentary:
  "Breaking news: I've decided to ditch the rat race and embrace my inner plant 🌿💰 Photosynthesis, here I come! Who needs money when you've got sunlight, am I right? 😜 #PlantLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Ah yes, my abandonment issues due to all the abandonment.

  Commentary:
  🤔 "Ah, the classic case of abandonment issues – brought to you by…well, abandonment. A true case of cause and effect at its finest! 😂 Who needs therapy when life provides such clear explanations for our quirks, right?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Due to foreseen circumstances, well within my control, I will be late.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'foreseen circumstances' strike again! 🤷‍♂️ It's amazing how they always seem to pop up right when we're running late. Looks like we'll just have to blame it on…life's perfectly timed interruptions! ⏰😆"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

  Commentary:
  Looks like Dollar Tree is reaching new heights… or should I say, "tree-mendous" prices! 🌳💸 Renaming themselves to 'Tree Fiddy' is just their way of branching out in the market! 😉 #PunnyBusiness

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Due to not wanting to, I will not be.

  Commentary:
  "Breaking news: Local procrastinator takes a stand against motivation! 🚫😴 #LazyLife #IDoWhatIWant"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If I was pregnant and people asked when I was due, I would say “What do you mean?”

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the timeless art of keeping people on their toes! 🤰😂 Who needs a due date when you can keep them guessing, right? 🤔 #ExpectingConfusion"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I am cool with January lasting forever because rent is due February 1.

  Commentary:
  "January, the month that never ends – perfect for those of us who need an extended deadline for paying rent on time! 😅💸 Who knew endless winter could be so financially convenient? ❄️💰 #JanuaryCheapskate"

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