Funny duty quotes

Jury duty is a wild concept. Whenever the government wants, they can just be like "Call off work, bestie, we need you to solve a murder. Here's fifteen dollars."

Jury duty is a wild concept. Whenever the government wants, they can just be like “Call off work, bestie, we need you to solve a murder. Here’s fifteen dollars.”

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

People complain about jury duty as if listening to true crime all day and being sequestered at night isn’t secretly every mother’s fantasy.

People complain about jury duty as if listening to true crime all day and being sequestered at night isn’t secretly every mother’s fantasy.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Imagine you’re on jury duty and the courtroom sketch artist draws stink lines above you.

Imagine you’re on jury duty and the courtroom sketch artist draws stink lines above you.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025