11 Funny efficiency quotes

You say “multitask” like it’s a good thing.

You say “multitask” like it’s a good thing.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I ordered a new umbrella on Amazon and had it delivered straight to the lost and found office to maximize efficiency.

I ordered a new umbrella on Amazon and had it delivered straight to the lost and found office to maximize efficiency.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

My ideal workday would be from 9:00 AM to 9:07 AM

My ideal workday would be from 9:00 AM to 9:07 AM

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Sleeping in is the most efficient way to find out which morning rituals you can actually do without.

Sleeping in is the most efficient way to find out which morning rituals you can actually do without.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Why are people always so scared of self-checkouts when shopping? It's much quicker and you always get something for free.

Why are people always so scared of self-checkouts when shopping? It’s much quicker and you always get something for free.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

This meeting could have been a cake.

This meeting could have been a cake.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I don’t like who I become when I’m watching someone Google something less efficiently than I would myself.

I don’t like who I become when I’m watching someone Google something less efficiently than I would myself.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

It's a little ironic when you consider that the Internet was invented to save time.

It’s a little ironic when you consider that the Internet was invented to save time.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Most earthquakes could have been an email.

Most earthquakes could have been an email.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

You’re so productive for your wage.

You’re so productive for your wage.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025