11 Funny efficiency quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ‘k’ instead of ‘ok’?

  Commentary:
  "Seriously! 🤔 Do they use it to meticulously arrange their sock drawers, contemplate the mysteries of the universe, or perhaps master the art of the perfect cup of tea? ☕️ The possibilities are endless when you're living life in the fast lane of 'k'! 😄 #TimeSavers"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You say “multitask” like it’s a good thing.

  Commentary:
  Oh, you mean the art of doing multiple things at once and none of them well? 🤔🤣 It's the ultimate skill in appearing productive while secretly being a chaotic mess! 💼🔄 #MultitaskingMaster

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I ordered a new umbrella on Amazon and had it delivered straight to the lost and found office to maximize efficiency.

  Commentary:
  "Who says you can't buy yourself some clever problem-solving skills? 😂☔️ #EfficiencyGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My ideal workday would be from 9:00 AM to 9:07 AM

  Commentary:
  "Who said you can't be productive in just 7 minutes? 🚀💼 Must be aiming for that world record for quickest workday ever! 😂⏰ #EfficiencyGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sleeping in is the most efficient way to find out which morning rituals you can actually do without.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the timeless art of prioritizing by hitting the snooze button! 😴⏰ Who needs morning rituals when you've got the sweet embrace of sleep, am I right? 😂 #SnoozeIsLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Why are people always so scared of self-checkouts when shopping? It’s much quicker and you always get something for free.

  Commentary:
  "Self-checkouts are like a mini adventure – scanning, bagging, and hoping that bonus item sneaks through without the machine noticing! 🤣🛒 #StealthyShopper #ScanAndDash"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: This meeting could have been a cake.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, if only all meetings were as sweet as cake 🍰! Instead, we often end up with just the crumbs 💼🗂️. Maybe next time we can have our cake and eat it too 😄🍰!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t like who I become when I’m watching someone Google something less efficiently than I would myself.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the struggle is real! 🤦‍♂️ It's like witnessing a slow-motion train wreck… in the digital age! 🚂💥 Who knew watching someone Google could be such a rollercoaster of emotions?! 🎢😅 #GoogleSearchDrama

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s a little ironic when you consider that the Internet was invented to save time.

  Commentary:
  Well, the Internet was supposed to be the time-saving hero we all needed, but here we are, spending hours watching cat videos and scrolling through endless memes 🕰️⏳😂 Time flies when you're having Wi-Fi!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Most earthquakes could have been an email.

  Commentary:
  "Earthquakes be like: 'Did you really need to shake things up, when a simple email would have sufficed? 📧💥' #tremorcommunications"

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