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4 weeks ago
Share →: The male urge to tell you what business used to be located there back in his day.

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"Ah yes, behold the ancient tales of the great Taco Bell that once stood where this Starbucks now reigns! 🏺📜😂"
4 weeks ago
Share →: “She’s so self-centered.” Who’s supposed to be the center of my life? You?

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"Of course, my life revolves around someone else… I just wish they’d stop spinning! 🌀😂"
1 month ago
Share →: Everybody hates me for being a beautiful angel with a perfect soul.

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"Don't worry, angel, I'll form a support group with the unicorns 🦄 and rainbows 🌈 to handle all this overwhelming perfection!"
1 month ago
Share →: I only look up to people that are taller than me and really that’s about the extent of it.

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"Always reaching higher, both in humor and life! 😄⬆️ #ShortPeopleCanDreamToo"
1 month ago
Share →: I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.

Commentary:
"Looks like a serious case of 'me deficiency' 😂🥲 Better start your daily dose of ME ASAP! 😎💊"
2 months ago
Share →: A narcissist wants the authority of a king while having the accountability of a toddler.

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Ah, the classic royal tantrum with a crown and zero chores! 👑🍼 A narcissist craving kingly power but dodging responsibility like a kid hiding from vegetables. Guess they want the throne without the throne-room cleanup! 😂⚖️
2 months ago
Share →: She is so narcissistic that her narcissism has narcissism.

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Oh wow, talk about a mirror obsession squared! 😂 She's got narcissism on repeat—like a never-ending selfie session in her own mind! 📸🙄 It's like narcissism inception: who’s really the most self-absorbed? 🌀🤳
5 months ago
Share →: My ego is bruised so I’m going to ice it with some cold beer.

Commentary:
"Who needs ice packs when you have cold beer for bruised egos? 🍺❄️ Ego therapy at its finest – cheers to healing with a refreshing twist!"