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Funny ego quotes

Funny ego quotes are the perfect way to poke fun at ourselves and others while keeping the mood light and hilarious πŸ˜‚βœ¨ Whether you’re dealing with a big personality or just need a laugh at your own expense, these witty gems will have you chuckling and nodding in agreement πŸ€­πŸ’¬ Get ready to embrace the silly side of ego with a smile! 😎πŸ”₯

I stay away from beef-flavored cat food. At no point could Sylvia realistically bring down a cow, and I don’t need that kind of ego in the house.

Posted on8 hours ago8 hours ago

Most people think that I’m arrogant, but who cares what peasants think.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The male urge to tell you what business used to be located there back in his day.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

β€œShe’s so self-centered.” Who’s supposed to be the center of my life? You?

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Everybody hates me for being a beautiful angel with a perfect soul.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

I only look up to people that are taller than me and really that’s about the extent of it.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

A narcissist wants the authority of a king while having the accountability of a toddler.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

She is so narcissistic that her narcissism has narcissism.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

My ego is bruised so I’m going to ice it with some cold beer.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

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