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Life is like a box of chocolates. More expensive than I was expecting.
Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.
Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.
Took the road less travelled after buying the sat nav less expensive.
If you’re curious what the priciest item in a store is just bring a kid along because they’ll definitely find then break it.

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5 months ago
Share →: Took the road less travelled after buying the sat nav less expensive.

Commentary:
"Like a GPS with a twist of thriftiness! Taking the road less travelled with a sat nav less expensive is the ultimate budget-friendly adventure 🚗💸 Who needs fancy navigation systems when you've got a sense of direction and a bargain in hand! 😄🗺️ #SavingsGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.

Commentary:
"Ah, the good ol' days when stepping on a Lego was painful but affordable! 💸😂 Maybe we need a 'nostalgia discount' for parents braving the Lego pricing battle today. 💰🧱 #BringBackCheapLegos"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t normally like to brag about expensive trips but I just got back from the grocery store.

Commentary:
"Who needs a luxurious vacation when you can experience the thrill of aisle navigation and the excitement of unexpected sales at the grocery store? 🌟💸 Just back from the ultimate adventure, living on the edge in the produce section! 🍇🥑 #LivingTheHighLife"
5 months ago
Share →: I always say “it’s so expensive” and then buy it nonetheless.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle between our wallets and our desires 🤑 Who can resist the siren song of retail therapy? 💸💳 Just remember: you can't put a price tag on happiness…or can you? 🛍️😆"
5 months ago
Share →: If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg!

Commentary:
"Swimming with dolphins may break the bank, but swimming with sharks will have you diving into your savings, literally! 🦈💸 Better watch out for those loan sharks next time! 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Why do plane tickets have to be so expensive? You’re literally going that way anyway. Just give me a ride.

Commentary:
"Seriously, airlines be like: 'You want to join us up in the sky? That'll be your firstborn child, please.' 🛩️💸 I mean, I'll bring my own snacks and a playlist – just tell me what's fair game here."
5 months ago
Share →: I used to eat my feelings but now it’s so expensive, I might as well go to therapy.

Commentary:
Who knew emotional eating could break the bank! 🍔💸🤑 Therapy might just be the more budget-friendly option after all. 🛋️💸😂
5 months ago
Share →: “Are you free tomorrow?” No, tomorrow I’m still expensive.

Commentary:
"Sorry, can't downgrade my worth even for a day! 💁‍♀️💸 #sorrynotsorry"
5 months ago
Share →: My teen being nice to me is getting really expensive.

Commentary:
"My teen being nice to me is like finding a rare gem 💎 in a minefield of eye rolls and attitude 💁‍♀️💸. I guess kindness isn't always free, especially in the teenage world! 🤑 #TeenagerDilemmas"
5 months ago
Share →: I would cry but my makeup is too expensive.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle of balancing emotions with the cost of glam! 💸💄 Who needs tears when you have flawless eyeliner, am I right? 😜 #TooFabulousToCry"