26 Funny Facebook quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Facebook friends are like pens. You may have 150, but only 5 are writing.

  Commentary:
  "Facebook friends are like pens. 🖊️ Some are sparkly gel pens that write profound status updates, while others are just plain BIC pens collecting dust in the drawer. ✨ Choose your writing companions wisely! 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sorry I marked myself as safe on Facebook after your PowerPoint presentation.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like your presentation was a real rollercoaster ride without safety belts! 🎢🚫 #StaySafe"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve heard that people who don’t have Facebook use their free time to lie naked on top of each other. Ew, imagine that.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like Facebook might be saving humanity from some interesting recreational activities… 😂🙈 Who needs naked human Jenga when you have social media, am I right? 🤣 #FacebookSavesLives"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Before Facebook, we would hold people hostage inside our homes by showing them photo albums of our vacation.

  Commentary:
  "Before Facebook, the real 'hostage situation' was subjecting people to endless photo albums of our vacations! 😂📷 Now we can share those moments without the risk of a living room slideshow marathon. Thank you, social media! 🌴📸"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If Facebook has taught us anything it’s that a lot of people aren’t quite ready for a spelling bee.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the never-ending saga of typos and autocorrect fails on social media! 🙈🔤 It's like a spelling bee nightmare come to life. Maybe we should start awarding virtual trophies for the most creative misspellings! 🏆😂 Remember, grammar police – proceed with caution on the wild, wacky world of Facebook! 🚨📲 #SpellingBeeFails #TypoTerrors

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It’s like Facebook in real life.

  Commentary:
  "Sunglasses: the ultimate stealth mode activated! 😎🕶️ Scroll through life's newsfeed without the fear of being unfriended. It's like having a built-in Poker Face feature for real-time interactions 😏🔍 #SunglassesWin"

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