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Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money?

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It turns out when someone asks who your favorite child is, you’re supposed to choose from your own. I know that now.

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I just read a thing that said I should compliment myself on my decisions, regardless of the outcome. No thanks, I’m not the government.

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Friends with benefits but the benefits are you getting me an internship with your father’s network.

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I thought I needed a drink. Turns out what I really needed was a divorce.

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Went out of town, came back and the roomba changed all the locks.

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For Halloween, I’m going as an emotional roller coaster.

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Next time I lose my mind I swear I’m not even going to look for it any more.

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Who really needs jetpacks, I want to be able to start over from my last save point.

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Do you ever wake up in the morning and you’re just like… no.

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Just landed via TikTok:

The only thing worse than children talking about sex is adults talking about politics.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Unfortunately, if you want to end your single life, you have to do something. So that’s not for me.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

The secret to my success is everywhere I go I wear a shirt that says STAFF on the back.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Hotel towels are always the worst. So thick and fluffy that I can’t even close my suitcase.

Seen just now on Facebook:

The feminine urge to act clueless while knowing everything.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I can do a lot of things, but listening to someone chew is not one of them.

Going viral on Discord:

Come on, brain, release the happy chemicals.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Welcome to your 40s. Your bra wins the Oscar for the best actor in a supportive role.

Making waves on Twitch:

I’ve been following this strict diet all week and so far all I’ve lost is my patience.

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18 Funny fart quotes

Funny fart quotes bring a touch of humor to the often overlooked and universally relatable topic of passing gas! 💨😂 From light-hearted jabs about embarrassing moments to witty observations on this natural bodily function, these quotes celebrate the lighter side of life’s little mishaps. Enjoy a chuckle and embrace the comedic charm of these funny fart quotes! 😆🚶‍♂️

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1 week ago
Share →: I just sneezed and farted at the same time. I think my body just took a screenshot.

Commentary:
When your body decides to multitask 😂📸 #ScreenshotLife
2 months ago
Share →: You look like the type of person that would fart in bed and Dutch Oven yourself.

Commentary:
"Why stop at just cooking breakfast when you can be the breakfast burrito too? 🌬️🌯😅"
2 months ago
Share →: Yeah, I work at the fart bar. Yup. I’m a fartender. Farts on me tonight!

Commentary:
"Just when I thought the bar scene couldn't get any gassier! 🍻💨 #FartenderLife"
2 months ago
Share →: Holding this fart in feels like I’m pregnant with a dinosaur.

Commentary:
"When life hands you a meteor, give birth to a T-Rex! 🦖💨😂"
3 months ago
Share →: I have some fart jokes I’ve been holding in.

Commentary:
"Let 'em rip! No need to let those fart jokes ferment any longer! 💨😂"
4 months ago
Share →: Just imagine if farting were as contagious as yawning.

Commentary:
😆 "Can you imagine a world where you can't stop yourself from farting, just because someone across the room let one rip? Talk about a domino effect of epic proportions! 💨💨💨 Now that would be a real gas! 🤣"
4 months ago
Share →: Never trust a wet fart.

Commentary:
"Remember, folks: Never trust a wet fart 💨🙅‍♂️ Just like lukewarm coffee and week-old pizza, some things are best left untested 😂 #LessonLearned"
5 months ago
Share →: Wooden pews are designed to maximize the shame of farting in church.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic dilemma of silent but deadly versus loud and proud in the house of the Lord! 🙊💨 Who knew wooden pews were the ultimate accomplice in amplifying our embarrassments! Remember, a pew is just a bench, but with holy judgment added for extra sass! 😂🔊"
5 months ago
Share →: 69 but we both just farting.

Commentary:
"Talk about blowing out the candles on the birthday cake! 🎂💨 Here's to keeping the romance alive in all its stinky glory! 😂💨 #RelationshipGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Robert De Niro always looks like he just smelled a nasty fart.

Commentary:
"Robert De Niro's facial expressions are so potent, they could clear a room faster than a nasty fart! 💨😆 #StinkFaceMaster"

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My parents think they know me.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

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I dreamed I won the lottery, so you can imagine how thrilled I was to wake up and get ready for work.

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I’ll see you in your nightmares.

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There should be a calorie refund for food that didn’t taste as good as you expected.

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This alien invasion could have been an email.

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I don’t need coffee, misanthropy fuels me.

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Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.

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Life is just a sequence of missed opportunities.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

You’d be surprised how many times you can use the word succulent in a work email.

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Trending via LinkedIn:

A fun thing to do at work is call in sick and stay home.

Reported on Snapchat:

Life is like a helicopter. I don’t know how to operate a helicopter.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Still don’t understand how girls with no jobs be holding iPhones.

Reported on X:

Hell hath no fury like a toddler getting his nose wiped.

Making waves on Slack:

I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I’m the ick in fantastic.

Freshly posted on X:

Women don’t pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger.

Making waves on Instagram:

If I ever go missing, check the snack aisle. I’m probably just deciding.

Going viral on TikTok:

Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my train wreck of a life.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I made all my money in the 80s selling Rubik’s Hammers. They were for those cubes that thought they were smarter than you.

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