Funny fee quotes

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  1 day ago

  Share →: Whoever said money can’t buy happiness, clearly never paid for a divorce.

  Commentary:
  When life gives you lemons, hire a good lawyer and buy a piña colada 🌴😂💸

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Due to inflation, alien abduction no longer comes with free probes. Humans are required to bring their own probes or may purchase a probe on board the spacecraft for a moderate fee.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like even aliens are feeling the pinch! 🛸🛒 BYOP (Bring Your Own Probe), or be ready to swipe your intergalactic credit card for an astronomical shopping spree! 👽💸😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Airlines when they need to change your flight: here’s a complimentary napkin. Airlines when you need to change your flight: that’ll be $8700.

  Commentary:
  "Airlines be like: 🛫 'Here's a complimentary napkin to dry those tears of despair!' 💸✈️ 'Oh you want to change your flight? That'll be $8700, plus an arm and a leg please!' 😂 #FlyingStruggles"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.

  Commentary:
  "Introducing the all-new 'AdTube' – because who needs plot twists when you can have product placements? 💸📺 #CashingInOnCommercials"

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