Funny fee quotes

• Banks: You are broke, so we are going to charge you for being broke.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Whoever said money can’t buy happiness, clearly never paid for a divorce.

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  2 months ago

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• Due to inflation, alien abduction no longer comes with free probes. Humans are required to bring their own probes or may purchase a probe on board the spacecraft for a moderate fee.

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  2 months ago

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• Airlines when they need to change your flight: here’s a complimentary napkin. Airlines when you need to change your flight: that’ll be $8700.

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  2 months ago

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• We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.

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  2 months ago

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