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Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

If you’re not dropping it like it’s hot, then what the hell are you doing?

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

What we need is more companies making hot sauce. I need 900 more ways to taste a thing that tastes exactly like all the other ones.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

I hate when my kids ask me impossible questions like: What day is it?

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

Lawyers should get walk-up songs in court like how wrestlers do.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

I’m in my 20s, but somehow I’m 16 and also 55 at the same time.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

I don’t think the makers of protein powder have ever had chocolate.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

Love those deep burps that instantly make me feel like I lost 10 lbs.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

I’m at the gym and I just saw someone put their water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.

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Going bananas on WeChat:

Maybe if we sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

Trending via Twitch:

Maybe I’m wrong, but I still don’t think our parents realized how far we rode our bikes in the 80s and 90s.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

The best part about getting added to a group chat is leaving two weeks later.

Just shared via Threads:

Women don’t pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger.

Spotted on YouTube:

There is no actual wolf in Wolf of Wall Street.

Breaking via Facebook:

I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.

Spotted on Slack:

Processed food was literally designed for you to eat. Organic is just some crap they found on the ground somewhere.

Just shared via WeChat:

Coffee and more coffee is a perfect combo.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Even worse than the buzzing of the mosquitoes is the moment when it suddenly stops.

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72 shares on X this month:

Everyday I wait for a vampire to seduce me.

45 shares on TikTok this month:

I don’t want to sleep like a baby, I want to sleep like a cat. 14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.

35 shares on WeChat this month:

Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.

25 shares on Reddit this month:

Any room can be an escape room when you have diarrhea.

76 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My mother always told me, “If you don’t have anything nice to say, say nothing at all.” Needless to say, I’m not much of a conversationalist.

90 shares on Threads this month:

The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.

64 shares on Reddit this month:

Coffee should just be free for anybody over 30.

61 shares on Threads this month:

Can I come over and overstay my welcome?

31 shares on Facebook this month:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here plucking chin hairs.

62 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I would rather walk directly into the ocean than tell people a fun fact about myself.

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“I didn’t vote for this.” — people who absolutely voted for this but thought this would only hurt people they hate.

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I told the trees what you did. Be wary when you enter the forest next.

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You’re supposed to store a treasure in your cleavage that’s why it’s called a chest.

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“You’re just mad my gut microbiome is way more diverse and complex than yours.”

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“This would be better if there was cake” really does ring true in any situation.

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I was an ugly baby. It’s been downhill since then.

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At my funeral, take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who next.

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The fatigue is reaching levels that shouldn’t even be possible.

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It’s weird that Usher doesn’t have any songs about showing people to their seats.

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Switching between brainrot and deep intellectual talks is a skill that only a few acquire.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

The empty spot in your bed is for snacks, not liars.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

Not texting back is only ok when I do it.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

I started calling the new guy at work “Grok” because he thinks he knows everything.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

When I’m done eating… I have to show my hands to my cat, like I’m a blackjack dealer.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

By now, we’ve all figured out that these LED bulbs don’t actually last 15 years, but we’ve collectively decided to just let it slide.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

Y’all need to stop marrying people who look just like you do but with a wig on.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

Texting a man first feels like I’m on my hands and knees begging him to talk to me.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

Oh you won a gold medal at the Olympics? My watch just congratulated me for standing up.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

Telling my parents they’re like family to me.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I hate checking my bank account after having a good time.

Seen just now on Discord:

I love when people find out I meant every word I said.

Going viral on WeChat:

If you’re having trouble finding the match to one of your socks, throw it away and the missing one will immediately show up. Follow me for more life hacks.

Seen just now on Discord:

Many greetings from my coffee. Y’all are talking too much again.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Some people stay longer in a toilet than in a relationship.

Trending via Slack:

My transformation into a bitter, angry old woman is almost complete.

Just shared via YouTube:

Every time I wanna quit, I remember horses don’t stop.

Just shared via Twitch:

I actually love talking to strangers, they will unknowingly say some shit that shifts your perspective, and you never see them again.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3 a.m., coming back from the club.

Spotted on WeChat:

Your coworkers are your friends; stop working and hang out.

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