63 Funny fight quotes

• I don’t fight my demons anymore. We collaborate.

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  2 months ago

  collaboration, demons, fight, friendship, health, humor, i, irony, mental, mental health, self-awareness

• A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.

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  2 months ago

  amusing, animals, bird, birds, communication, couple, fight, fighting, humor, i, nature, outside, playful, therapist, therapy, think, third, wait

• I think Australians should have to go three rounds in the ring with a kangaroo before they eat him.

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  2 months ago

  adventure, animal, Australia, before, boxing, challenge, eat, fight, humor, i, kangaroo, ring, should, sport, think, three

• My computer: Consider changing your password. Me: Consider fighting me in the streets.

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  2 months ago

  changing, computer, consider, defiance, fight, fighting, humor, me, password, sarcasm, street, street fight, streets, technology

• People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer a day. Two on Fridays.

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  2 months ago

  allowed, customer, customer interaction, customer service, day, employee, employee humor, fight, Fridays, frustration, humor, interaction, management, people, relief, service, should, stress, stress management, stress relief, work, work frustration, workplace

• This meeting should’ve been a fist fight.

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  2 months ago

  conflict, fight, fist, fist fight, frustration, humor, meeting, sarcasm, workplace

• Got a new Roomba but keeping the old one to see if I can get them to fight.

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  2 months ago

  cleaning, competition, entertainment, fight, gadget, home, humor, i, new, novelty, old, robot, Roomba

• I forgot my password, failed the captcha and have been accused of being a robot. I don’t even know how to fight these allegations.

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  2 months ago

  allegations, being, captcha, comedy, even, failed, fight, forgetfulness, forgot, humor, i, know, password, robot, technology

• Sometimes I get really mad at myself, but not like mad enough to fight myself or anything like that.

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  2 months ago

  anything, enough, fight, frustration, humor, i, irony, mad, myself, self, self-reflection, sometimes

• I’m so toxic, I can fight for a relationship I don’t even want.

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  2 months ago

  commitment, fight, humor, irony, relationship, sarcasm, self-awareness, toxic, want

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