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  5 months ago

  View →: If I ever had to fight a bear, I hope it’s a gummy bear.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Tornados are just a bunch of ghosts fighting over a cow.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Tried to pull off a smokey eye, ended up looking like I went three rounds with McGregor.
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  5 months ago

  View →: No one comes off looking worse than the third party who was asked to interfere in a couple fight.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Apparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Bugs Bunny taught me that my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight, I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady.
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  5 months ago

  View →: You realize you’re getting old when your body parts start fighting over which one hurts first.
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  5 months ago

  View →: These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with her.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Monsters can’t hide under my bed. That’s where my cats have their fight club.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m proud to announce that am winning my fight against sobriety.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Petition to allow customer service employees to fight at least one customer per day.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My fight or flight response has frequent flyer miles.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Yesterday I went to a fight and a baseball game broke out.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

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