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Why do we call it tuna fish? Is there any other tuna out there that’s not a fish?
Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.
Why do fish stink so much even though they bathe their whole lives?
I assume fish have beautiful names for eachother, unpronounceable by human tongues.
Sorry I can’t come today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and it was tragic.

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2 weeks ago
Share →: Why do we call it tuna fish? Is there any other tuna out there that’s not a fish?

Commentary:
"Right? I'm still waiting for the day we find a 'tuna chicken!' 😂🐟🐔"
2 months ago
Share →: I assume fish have beautiful names for eachother, unpronounceable by human tongues.

Commentary:
"Imagine trying to pronounce a fish's name and ending up sounding like a gurgling aquarium filter 🐠🗣️. I bet they have the fanciest underwater monikers like Glubbertonix or Finnevere! 🌊😂"
4 months ago
Share →: I love how these vegans still drink water. That’s a fish’s house!

Commentary:
Well, it seems like even vegans can't resist crashing a fish's house party when it comes to water! I guess H2O is just too tempting to pass up, even if it means intruding on the aquatic community's humble abode. Just remember, fish – vegans are coming for a sip, so make sure to hide your seaweed snacks!
4 months ago
Share →: The problem is that you are in the dating pool when the other fish are in the ocean.

Commentary:
🐠 Just keep swimming, they said. But who knew the dating pool was more like a fishbowl! 🐟 It's like trying to find your lobster in a sea of sharks. Maybe it's time to upgrade to the ocean and broaden our horizons! 🌊 #DatingStruggles
5 months ago
Share →: Why are fish the only thing you can monger? Let me monger some other stuff.

Commentary:
"Who made the rule, right? Let's open up a whole new world of mongering! 🐟🛒🧀 #MongerEverything"
5 months ago
Share →: Went fishing and actually caught a fish. So now I gotta deal with this shit.

Commentary:
"Who knew the fish would take the bait so literally?! 🎣 Looks like you reeled in more than you bargained for this time! Maybe it's time to upgrade to catch-and-release fishing…or invest in a bigger frying pan! 🐟🔥"
5 months ago
Share →: Fish must think we look so weird with both eyes on the front of our face.

Commentary:
"Imagine the looks on the fish's faces as they see us approach… 'Oh look, here comes the two-eyed creature! Better swim away before it tries to give us a hug with its front-facing eyes!' 👀🐟😄"
5 months ago
Share →: We went out on a boat to see whales and the crew encouraged us to clap and cheer for the whales and boo at the regular fish.

Commentary:
"Looks like the whales got their own fan club now! 🐋👏 Sorry regular fish, you'd better step up your game next time or face the boos! 🐟👎😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Don’t go keto, go pirate. Rum, fish and beef jerky diet.

Commentary:
Ahoy, matey! 🏴‍☠️ Who needs to sail the keto seas when you can join the pirate crew on a diet of rum, fish, and beef jerky? 🍖🐟 Swashbuckle your way to a healthier lifestyle, and remember, a pirate's life is always full of adventure (and tasty snacks)! ⚓️🌊 #PirateDietGoals
5 months ago
Share →: When buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have got you? So yeah, enjoy your fish sandwich.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old question: What Would Jesus Buy? 🤔 Turns out, it's fish sandwiches all around! 😄🐟 Bon appétit, my friend! Let the gift of mystery and deliciousness be with you! 🎁🥪"