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Funny fish quotes 🐟💬 are the perfect catch to brighten your day and reel in some laughs! Whether you’re a fishing fanatic 🎣 or just love a good swim of wit, these playful sayings splash humor into any conversation. Get ready to dive deep into a sea of smiles and share some fin-tastic fun with friends! 🐠😂

People always say, “There’s plenty of fish in the sea” … yeah, but I’ve got my eye fixed on that specific, emotionally distant salmon who has commitment issues.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

It’s cool that women want me, but it makes me sad that fish fear me.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Do crabs underwater think that fishes fly?

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Why do we call it tuna fish? Is there any other tuna out there that’s not a fish?

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

I assume fish have beautiful names for eachother, unpronounceable by human tongues.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

I love how these vegans still drink water. That’s a fish’s house!

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

The problem is that you are in the dating pool when the other fish are in the ocean.

Posted onFeb 13, 2025Feb 13, 2025

Why are fish the only thing you can monger? Let me monger some other stuff.

Posted onFeb 2, 2025Feb 2, 2025

Went fishing and actually caught a fish. So now I gotta deal with this shit.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Fish must think we look so weird with both eyes on the front of our face.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

We went out on a boat to see whales and the crew encouraged us to clap and cheer for the whales and boo at the regular fish.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Don’t go keto, go pirate. Rum, fish and beef jerky diet.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

When buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have got you? So yeah, enjoy your fish sandwich.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

I don’t think fish should be allowed to eat other fish. I don’t know. Just seems weird. That’s like your coworker, dude.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

If you give a man a fish, that fish is basically gone. Way to lose your fish.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Those guys holding fish in their dating profile pictures are just demonstrating how they’ll carry you over the threshold after marriage.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Why do fish stink so much even though they bathe their whole lives?

Posted onJan 24, 2025

A man outside Boots told me that Jesus died for my sins. Thanks for spoiling the end of the Bible. I was only up to the bit with the fish.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

If a vegetarian who eats fish is a pescatarian, is a vegetarian who eats chicken called a poultrygeist?

Posted onJan 21, 2025

Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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