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Funny fish quotes 🐟💬 are the perfect catch to brighten your day and reel in some laughs! Whether you’re a fishing fanatic 🎣 or just love a good swim of wit, these playful sayings splash humor into any conversation. Get ready to dive deep into a sea of smiles and share some fin-tastic fun with friends! 🐠😂

New funny fish quotes 👇

5 days ago
Share →: It’s cool that women want me, but it makes me sad that fish fear me.

Commentary:
😂🐠 Seems like you've mastered the art of human attraction, but fish have you swimming up the creek without a paddle! 🏄‍♂️
2 weeks ago
Share →: Do crabs underwater think that fishes fly?

Commentary:
"Crabs wondering why fish have a permanent case of the zoomies! 🦀💭🐠✈️😂"
1 month ago
Share →: Why do we call it tuna fish? Is there any other tuna out there that’s not a fish?

Commentary:
"Right? I'm still waiting for the day we find a 'tuna chicken!' 😂🐟🐔"
3 months ago
Share →: I assume fish have beautiful names for eachother, unpronounceable by human tongues.

Commentary:
"Imagine trying to pronounce a fish's name and ending up sounding like a gurgling aquarium filter 🐠🗣️. I bet they have the fanciest underwater monikers like Glubbertonix or Finnevere! 🌊😂"
5 months ago
Share →: I love how these vegans still drink water. That’s a fish’s house!

Commentary:
Well, it seems like even vegans can't resist crashing a fish's house party when it comes to water! I guess H2O is just too tempting to pass up, even if it means intruding on the aquatic community's humble abode. Just remember, fish – vegans are coming for a sip, so make sure to hide your seaweed snacks!
5 months ago
Share →: The problem is that you are in the dating pool when the other fish are in the ocean.

Commentary:
🐠 Just keep swimming, they said. But who knew the dating pool was more like a fishbowl! 🐟 It's like trying to find your lobster in a sea of sharks. Maybe it's time to upgrade to the ocean and broaden our horizons! 🌊 #DatingStruggles
5 months ago
Share →: Why are fish the only thing you can monger? Let me monger some other stuff.

Commentary:
"Who made the rule, right? Let's open up a whole new world of mongering! 🐟🛒🧀 #MongerEverything"
6 months ago
Share →: Went fishing and actually caught a fish. So now I gotta deal with this shit.

Commentary:
"Who knew the fish would take the bait so literally?! 🎣 Looks like you reeled in more than you bargained for this time! Maybe it's time to upgrade to catch-and-release fishing…or invest in a bigger frying pan! 🐟🔥"
6 months ago
Share →: Fish must think we look so weird with both eyes on the front of our face.

Commentary:
"Imagine the looks on the fish's faces as they see us approach… 'Oh look, here comes the two-eyed creature! Better swim away before it tries to give us a hug with its front-facing eyes!' 👀🐟😄"
6 months ago
Share →: We went out on a boat to see whales and the crew encouraged us to clap and cheer for the whales and boo at the regular fish.

Commentary:
"Looks like the whales got their own fan club now! 🐋👏 Sorry regular fish, you'd better step up your game next time or face the boos! 🐟👎😂"