26 Funny fish quotes

• If I was a fish, I’d be smoking all the seaweed.

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  6 days ago

  fish, humor, i, ID, pun, seaweed, smoking

• My ducks: in a row. My elephant: addressed. My eggs: several baskets. My bigger fish: fried.

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  6 days ago

  basket, bigger, duck, egg, eggs, elephant, fish, food, fried, fried food, humor, idiom, row

• People always say, “There’s plenty of fish in the sea” … yeah, but I’ve got my eye fixed on that specific, emotionally distant salmon who has commitment issues.

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  1 week ago

  always, commitment, commitment issue, dating, distant, emotionally, emotionally distant, eye, fish, got, humor, issue, issues, people, relationship, salmon, say, sea, specific

• It’s cool that women want me, but it makes me sad that fish fear me.

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  1 week ago

  animal, animal humor, confidence, cool, fear, fish, humor, me, quirky, romance, sad, sadness, self-esteem, want, women

• Do crabs underwater think that fishes fly?

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  1 week ago

  animals, crab, curiosity, fish, fly, funny question, humor, perspective, question, think, thought, underwater

• Why do we call it tuna fish? Is there any other tuna out there that’s not a fish?

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  1 week ago

  call, confusion, fish, humor, irony, question, seafood, why, wordplay

• I assume fish have beautiful names for eachother, unpronounceable by human tongues.

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  1 week ago

  assume, beautiful, beauty, fish, human, humor, i, names, tongues, unpronounceable

• I love how these vegans still drink water. That’s a fish’s house!

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  1 week ago

  diet, drink, fish, house, humor, irony, lifestyle, love, vegan, water

• The problem is that you are in the dating pool when the other fish are in the ocean.

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  1 week ago

  comparison, date, dating, expectations, fish, humor, ocean, pool, problem, relationship

• Why are fish the only thing you can monger? Let me monger some other stuff.

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  1 week ago

  absurdity, fish, food, humor, joke, let, me, monger, only, seafood, stuff, thing, why, wordplay

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