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11 Funny flip quotes

Imagine how loud a centipede would be if they wore tiny little flip flops.

2 months ago

What must a pancake think when it’s being flipped? Doubtless something jolly.

3 months ago

Tweeting shouldn’t cost money but it should flip you on your back like a bug for 15 minutes.

3 months ago

I don’t think I’d be so scared of spiders if they had eight tiny flip flops on.

3 months ago

I suppose the supreme discipline for ninjas is sneaking up with flip flops.

3 months ago

It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

3 months ago

My workout goals are simple: I’d just like to be able to get up off the floor without looking like a turtle trying to flip itself back over.

3 months ago

Imagine the sound a centipede would make if they wore tiny flip flops.

3 months ago

Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.

3 months ago

I’m just going to flip this omelette… Okay, we’re having scrambled eggs.

3 months ago

Just did a seductive hair flip and an onion ring flew out.

3 months ago