15 Funny flip quotes

• Getting my next boyfriend a flip phone. He doesn’t need anything more.

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  2 months ago

  anything, boyfriend, dating, flip, flip phone, getting, gift, humor, joke, need, next, phone, relationship, simplicity, tech

• Imagine how loud a centipede would be if they wore tiny little flip flops.

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  2 months ago

  animal, centipede, flip, flip flop, flop, flops, footwear, humor, imagination, imagine, little, loud, noise, tiny

• What must a pancake think when it’s being flipped? Doubtless something jolly.

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  2 months ago

  being, cooking, flip, food, humor, jolly, lighthearted, pancake, perspective, something, think

• Tweeting shouldn’t cost money but it should flip you on your back like a bug for 15 minutes.

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  2 months ago

  activity, back, bug, cost, flip, humor, media, minutes, money, should, social, social media, tweeting

• I don’t think I’d be so scared of spiders if they had eight tiny flip flops on.

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  2 months ago

  fear, flip, flip flop, flop, flops, footwear, humor, i, ID, imagination, scared, spider, think, tiny

• I suppose the supreme discipline for ninjas is sneaking up with flip flops.

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  2 months ago

  discipline, flip, flip flop, flop, flops, footwear, humor, i, ninja, sneaking, stealth

• It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

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  2 months ago

  activity, catch, comedy, cream, event, flip, flip flops, flops, fun, funny event, humorous, humorous sports, ice, ice cream man, man, Olympics, playful, playful activity, running, should, sports, summer, summer fun, Summer Olympics

• My workout goals are simple: I’d just like to be able to get up off the floor without looking like a turtle trying to flip itself back over.

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  2 months ago

  back, exercise, fitness, flip, floor, goals, humor, ID, just, looking, motivation, over, simple, struggle, trying, turtle, workout

• Imagine the sound a centipede would make if they wore tiny flip flops.

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  2 months ago

  centipede, flip, flip flop, flop, footwear, humor, imagination, imagine, sound, tiny

• Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.

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  2 months ago

  always, beach, best, chance, clumsiness, flip, flip flop, flop, fun, funny moment, humor, laughter, moment, outdoor, outdoor fun, own, someone, summer, trip

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