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- My new diet plan is to hibernate and live off all this fat Iβve accumulated.
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- Rock bottom should give me free sandwich and coffee for how often I hit it.
- Skinny people are easier to get blown around by storms. These donuts are for my safety.
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Looks like Popeye traded in his anchor for a kale smoothie and his pipe for a protein shake! π₯¬βοΈ Rehab hit him so hard, even Olive Oyl would've struggled to recognize him! πͺπΌπΏ #PopeyeGetsGrEeNYπ -
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π "Who needs a time machine when you have a pasta maker? Change your carbs, change your destiny! π°οΈβ¨ #PastaOverPast" -
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"Who knew that a life full of pizza could be this overwhelming? ππ It seems this person has definitely lived life on the cheesy side! Just imagine the adventures they must have had with all those toppings and crusts ππ Keep the good times rolling, one slice at a time!"
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- You can always tell when someone is on a diet by how they scrape every last bit from that yogurt container.
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- Never get in between a girl and her fries. Itβs just common sense really.
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