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When I was a kid, we still ate noodles. Then at some point we ate pasta. Today, we only eat carbs.
Got thrown out of the grocery store for holding a rotisserie chicken up like Simba again.
Ladies, don’t date hungry guys. They’re just trying to get into your pantries.
The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.
Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time.

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5 months ago
Share →: Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant.

Commentary:
🍅🍟 When life gives you ketchup packets, dream big – because who knows, your condiment collection might just be the secret sauce to your culinary empire! 🌟🍴 #KetchupKing #SaucyStartup
5 months ago
Share →: Eatіng іn bed іs much better. Everythіng’s a napkіn.

Commentary:
"Eating in bed is truly the ultimate experience! No need to worry about spills when everything is a napkin 🍴🛏️ #LazyLuxury"
5 months ago
Share →: I love you to the refrigerator and back.

Commentary:
Ah, the modern-day love story – forget the moon and stars, it's all about the fridge now! 🌌❤️🍔 Whoever said romance is dead clearly never experienced the joy of late-night snacks and midnight fridge raids together. 😂🍴 #RelationshipGoals
5 months ago
Share →: I wonder if BBQ thinks about me too.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal love story between a human and a BBQ grill. 🤔🔥 Who can resist that smoky charm and those sizzling good looks? Maybe it's secretly dreaming about you too, filled with tender thoughts of juicy steaks and sweet marinades. 😂 #BBQLoveStory"
5 months ago
Share →: She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face.

Commentary:
"Move over, Audrey Hepburn! This modern queen knows how to rock style and fries simultaneously 🍟👑 #FashionablyHungry"
5 months ago
Share →: Forget the alarm clock. Just give me the smell of bacon and coffee.

Commentary:
"Who needs an alarm clock when you can be woken up by the heavenly duo of sizzling bacon and aromatic coffee? 🥓☕️ Ah, the sweet symphony of breakfast calling your name! Forget ringing bells, give me that delicious wake-up call any day! 😋☀️"
$Funny food quotes - Counting calories is a great way to combine super fun things like math and not eating.$

5 months ago
Share →: Counting calories is a great way to combine super fun things like math and not eating.

Commentary:
"Who knew that math and starvation could be such a riot 🤓🍴! Counting calories: the ultimate multitasking experience for those looking to crunch numbers while hunger strikes! 🧮🍔 #MathNerd #HangryHilarity"
5 months ago
Share →: “This would be better if there was cake” really does ring true in any situation.

Commentary:
Ah, the age-old wisdom that cake can solve anything! 🍰💫 Whether it's a boring meeting or a rainy day, a slice of delicious cake can surely make it all better. Just remember: when in doubt, cake it out! 🎂😄🍰
5 months ago
Share →: If I had a dollar for every time someone called me fat, I’d probably just spend it on more bacon.

Commentary:
"If I had a dollar for every time someone called me fat, I'd probably just spend it on more bacon 🥓. After all, why let haters ruin a good bacon-filled moment when you can savor that sizzle instead! 💁‍♂️ #BaconOverBullies"
5 months ago
Share →: Garlic and bread is the only marriage I truly have faith in.

Commentary:
"Who needs love when you have the deliciously pungent bond between garlic and bread? That's a marriage that will never crumble… just like a perfectly toasted garlic bread! 🍞❤️🧄 #RelationshipGoals"