Commentary:
"Who needs a Netflix and chill night when you can have a Netflix and chi๐cken nuggets extravaganza? The perfect combination of binge-watching and yummy snacks! ๐บ๐ #NetflixAndChickNuggs"
872 Funny food quotes
There should be a calorie refund for food that didn’t taste as good as you expected.
Sex is cool, but have you ever had garlic bread?
Never trust someone who can eat 24/7 but is still skinny.
Commentary:
"Never trust someone who can devour snacks like it's their job but remains as svelte as a celery stick. ๐๐ฅ Either they've struck a deal with the metabolism gods ๐ or they're secretly an undercover food magician. ๐ฉโจ Don't be fooled by their bottomless pit powers – they're onto something fishy! ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ญ"
Even if thereโs a murderer behind me, finish chewing before you tell me.
My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.
I’m buysexual, you buy me food, I become sexual.
Only thing sexier than a bad decisions is a bad decision with queso.
The most important meal of the day is the next one.
Donโt talk to me unless you are a ham sandwich.
Commentary:
Well, well, well, it seems this person is only accepting the most essential conversations! ๐ฅช Better be prepared with two slices of bread and some cured pork before attempting to engage with them. Who knew a ham sandwich could be the key to unlocking intriguing discussions? ๐ค๐ #SandwichTalksOnly