Commentary:
"Whoever decided that salad wasn't photogenic clearly never met a well-dressed Caesar π₯πΈ Say cheese, because let's face it, lettuce just doesn't have the same charm! ππ§"
872 Funny food quotes
Food is like sex: When you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good.
Commentary:
"Food and sex – two irresistible temptations in life! ππ Just like how even the most unappetizing meal starts to seem appealing when you haven't eaten, sometimes a little deprivation can make everything seem enticing. Bon appΓ©tit or bon amour, embrace the cravings in moderation! π"
Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.
The price of groceries has gotten me thinking about what acorns taste like.
My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.
At what point is a salad no longer a salad based on how much bacon I add?
I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.
Nutrition labels should include an “What if I ate the whole thing” section.
Commentary:
"Reading nutrition labels is like embarking on a guessing game, but wouldn't it be fun to have a 'What if I ate the whole thing' section? π€ππ Imagine the shock on our faces when we realize the whole bag of chips was meant to serve more than just a quick snack break! π #SurpriseCalories"
The rain is pouring. So naturally itβs a good day to eat 6 donuts.
Commentary:
"Ah, the famous correlation between rain and donuts – a classic combo like PB&J! π§οΈπ© Who needs an umbrella when you've got a delicious stack of 6 donuts to keep you company on this wet and wacky adventure? But hey, who's counting when you're enjoying the sweet side of life, right? π Embrace the rain, savor the donuts, and let the good times pour! βοΈπ©"
