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I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only.

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Nurse: “This may hurt.” Me: “My life hasn’t been much fun either.”

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My toxic trait is destroying my room every time I get dressed.

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No one is more surprised than my kids every night when I say it’s bed time.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes.

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I’m at the “buy bigger jeans” part of my Eat. Pray. Love. journey.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

Can’t wait to get past this phase of my life. I need to see what all of this was for.

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On a scale of quack to quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack, what do you think of my duck-based numbering system?

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I wish you could put your whole life on do not disturb.

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Unlike men, women would immediately admit their mistakes if they had any.

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That awkward moment when you’ve said “What?” three times, so you just say “Oh, yeah..” even though you have no idea what they said.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I once let a really short guy be the big spoon and it felt like I went to bed with a backpack on.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Flies are literally obsessed with flying into a room, then pretending they can’t get out. Grow up.

Seen just now on Facebook:

If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600.

Just shared via YouTube:

All my bills say “Outstanding.” I guess I am good to go.

Making waves on Telegram:

Serious replies to silly posts are now illegal. Go talk to your wife.

Live now on Threads:

“Easy like Sunday morning” is something people with no kids say.

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Polar lights: when the sky forgets it’s supposed to be boring.

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Maybe if I spend another day alone in my room then something life-changing will suddenly happen to me!?

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I’m really glad that light only attracts insects. Imagine wild boars would come knocking at your windows all the time.

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Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.

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Not now, honey. I’m talking to strangers on the internet.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

I only attract psychopaths. If you’ve ever had a crush on me, find a therapist.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

Sometimes our greatest achievement in life is being able to survive our own thoughts.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

There’s a special place in hell for people like you (next to me).

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

I talk to myself mostly because I am an excellent listener.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

I have many talents, all equally un-monetizable.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

Forced to say “it’s okay” instead of throwing a chair at them.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

My soul leaving my body when the lecturer says “let’s hear from someone who hasn’t spoken yet”

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Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

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Whoever was the first to shorten “Richard” down to “Dick” must have really hated that guy.

Reported on Pinterest:

Maybe the reason Miss Piggy is still single is she has a fear of kermitment.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Saturday Night Fever, but it’s just me yelling, “Five, six, seven, eight!” while my cat lies down and refuses to participate.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Are they honking at me because I’m cute or because I can’t drive.

Shared recently on YouTube:

My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last time I went out.

Spotted on Threads:

I love being single because how could I explain a 2 p.m. – 5 p.m. nap on a Saturday.

Going viral on X:

I never learned to swim because I didn’t think it would ever be more than an hour since I last ate.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Why is there so much day left at the end of my patience?

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If I say goodnight and an hour later you see me online, it’s not that I lied; it’s just that I failed.

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