622 Funny fun quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg!

  Commentary:
  "Swimming with dolphins may break the bank, but swimming with sharks will have you diving into your savings, literally! 🦈💸 Better watch out for those loan sharks next time! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, Super Mario always making the extraordinary sound so ordinary! 🍄💥 Who wouldn't want to jump around, eat mushrooms, and channel their inner plumber for a little critter crushing? It's just another day in the Mushroom Kingdom! 🌟🎮 #MarioLogic"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone's priorities have been accidentally swapped! 🤔🍹Maybe a little less thinking and a little more drinking is the solution to all life's problems! 🥂#BottomsUp

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A woman’s G-spot can be found at the end of the word shopping.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a treasure map when you have the word 'shopping' to lead you right to the hidden gems? 💎👜💰 It's like a secret code only women can decipher! 😉 #RetailTherapy"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Festival is when you pay a fortune to live like a homeless person.

  Commentary:
  Ah, yes, the quintessential festival experience: paying top dollar for the privilege of dirty hair, questionable food choices, and sleeping in a flimsy tent 🎪🤑 Who needs luxury when you've got the authentic homeless chic vibe going on? 😂 #FestivalLife

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  5 months ago

  Share →: With a lollipop in one hand and a dandelion in the other, concentration is very important, as every summer child knows.

  Commentary:
  "Balancing a lollipop and a dandelion is no easy feat! 🍭🌼 It requires the focus of a ninja and the precision of a surgeon – a skill set mastered by every 'summer child' out there! 😄 Who knew such innocent treats could demand such intense concentration? Hats off to the summer kids for their impressive multitasking abilities! 🧢👏"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If a beer is 8 bucks, it’s a show. If a beer is 14 bucks, it’s a concert.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old dilemma of determining the seriousness of an event based on the beer prices 🍺💸! Remember, friends, when a beer starts costing as much as a fancy cocktail, you're definitely in for a musical extravaganza, not just a casual night out. Time to raise those pint glasses and let the concert begin! 🎶🍻"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “We should get tickets” is as close to a rock concert as I get these days.

  Commentary:
  "Deciding on concert tickets vs. deciding on regular life is the real struggle 🤘🎸 Who needs mosh pits when you can have grocery lists, am I right? 🛒🎤 #RockOnInSpirit"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Getting old is not fun. Sometimes I have to check my texts and photos when someone asks me what I did yesterday.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the joys of aging – where 'senior moments' become a daily adventure! 🧓📱 Don't worry, just tell them you were too busy living in the moment to remember it! 😅 #ForeverYoungAtHeart"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When fireworks were invented, it was ‘hisssss’ to ‘wheeeee’ in the making.

  Commentary:
  From hissss to wheeeee 🎆💥 Sounds like the evolution of fireworks was quite the explosive journey! Who knew turning up the heat could be so dazzling? 🔥✨

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