622 Funny fun quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me. I’ll train you.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a gym membership when you have a friend like this? 🤪💪 Let the insanity begin – fitness boot camp or just a wild ride, you decide! 🏋️‍♂️😜 #CertifiedCrazyTrainer"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Shoutout to my kids because they aren’t listening!

  Commentary:
  "Big kudos to my kids for giving selective hearing a whole new meaning! 🙉🙊 Parenting: where communication goes to take a vacation! 😂 #ParentingProblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.

  Commentary:
  Ah, Walmart – the great divider of mankind! 🛒 For some, it's a chore-filled expedition, a journey into the depths of consumerism. For others, it's a thrilling adventure, a chance to embrace the chaos and find hidden gems among the shelves. Which type are you? Embrace the Walmart experience, for it is a true test of character! 💸🎉

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Go outside and let the rain do what your boyfriend can’t.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a boyfriend when you have the rain to provide all the drama 🌧️💁‍♀️ Let the rain showers wash away your worries and leave the heartache indoors! 😉 #RainTherapy"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Preparing for my beach vacation by watching Jaws.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about getting into the vacation spirit…nothing says 'relaxing beach getaway' quite like a classic shark horror film! 🦈🏖️ Just remember to keep an eye out for any unexpected visitors while you're soaking up the sun. Happy swimming…I mean, vacationing!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I still make time for all my favorite hobbies, like drinking, swearing, and making people feel uncomfortable.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, a true connoisseur of the finer things in life! 🍷💬😬 Who needs boring hobbies when you can excel at the art of intriguing conversation and keeping things spicy? Cheers to being fabulously unconventional! 🥂💁‍♂️😜"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Single by choice. Just not my choice.

  Commentary:
  "Single by choice. Just not my choice. 🤷‍♂️ Forever swiping left on fate's dating app! 😂 #SingleLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When I’m at a party, I pretend to be Pac-Man. I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, so you're the Pac-Man of parties, huh? 🍔🌮🍕🍟 Better watch out for those ghosts in human form trying to catch you! 👻😄 Keep munching and dodging, party on, Pac-Man! 🎉🕹️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so.

  Commentary:
  "Sure, I was born to be wild 🤘, but let's be real…by 9pm, I'm usually ready to be in bed with a good book and some cocoa 📚☕️. Rock on until the early bird specials start! 🦉😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My husband has entered the “fun socks” years.

  Commentary:
  Ah, it seems your husband has officially graduated to the "fun socks" phase of adulthood, where the waistbands get higher and the sock patterns get wilder! 🧦🕺 Who needs mid-life crises when you can just rock some quirky socks instead? 😄 #SockGameStrong

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