Funny garden quotes

• Oligarchy sounds like something you dip your breadstick in at the olive garden.

  ---

  2 months ago

  breadstick, comparison, dip, food, food humor, funny comparison, garden, humor, joke, oligarchy, olive, olive garden, restaurant, restaurant joke, something, sounds

• Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.

  ---

  2 months ago

  abandoned, dying, filled, flower, flowers, garden, ghost, ghosts, heart, humor, melancholy

• Our neighbor complained that our cat is always running through his garden. My father said: “Okay, I’ll tell her.”

  ---

  2 months ago

  always, cat, complaint, conversation, father, garden, humor, neighbor, okay, running, tell

• The eyes are the windows to the soul. A mustache is the front garden, and the mouth is that big pothole the council should do something about.

  ---

  2 months ago

  big, council, eyes, front, garden, humor, mouth, mustache, pothole, should, something, soul, Windows

• I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps.

  ---

  2 months ago

  blue, creative, creative project, fun, funny idea, garden, Google, Google Maps, home, home improvement, i, idea, improvement, maps, outdoor, outdoor fun, pool, project, spread, tarpaulin, want

• My outdoor flowers are doing amazing this year because I left them at the garden center where they belong.

  ---

  3 months ago

  amazing, center, doing, flowers, garden, gardening, humor, i, left, outdoor, where, year

• Painted a big H in my garden to see if I can trap a helicopter. Wish me luck!

  ---

  3 months ago

  activity, big, big H, creativity, funny idea, garden, h, helicopter, i, idea, luck, me, outdoor, outdoor activity, trap, wish, wish luck

• I wanna stand with you on a mountain and throw you into the sea, or whatever Savage Garden was on about.

  ---

  3 months ago

  activity, garden, humor, i, love, mountain, relationship, savage, Savage Garden, sea, stand, throw, whatever

All funny garden quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌