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Funny General quotes

In general, I like company, but not when I am with my pizza.

In general, I like company, but not when I am with my pizza.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
I don't hate anyone in particular, I just hate everyone in general.

I don’t hate anyone in particular, I just hate everyone in general.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
The only time anyone should watch the news is to study how psychological manipulation works on the general public.

The only time anyone should watch the news is to study how psychological manipulation works on the general public.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
"What's wrong with you?" Right now or in general?

“What’s wrong with you?” Right now or in general?

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
A general rule of parenting: if you're having a great day, the day isn't old enough yet.

A general rule of parenting: if you’re having a great day, the day isn’t old enough yet.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
I’ll never salute you, General Settings.

I’ll never salute you, General Settings.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025