Funny General quotes

Funny General quotes are the perfect way to add a splash of humor 😂 and wit 💡 to your day! Whether you need a chuckle 🤣 during a tough moment or just love clever wordplay 🎯, these gems keep the mood light and spirits high. Get ready to smile 😄 and share some laughs with friends because laughter really is the best medicine! 🎉✨

Once you realize that the general public is retarded, you s…

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Embracing the awkward one crazy outfit at a time! 🤪🎩👗

Does anyone know what to do, like in general?

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When I was born, the instruction manual must have flown off into space 🚀🤔✨

In general, I like company, but not when I am with my pizza.

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"Who needs company when you've got a delicious pizza by your side? 🍕👫 Solo pizza parties are where it's at! Just me, myself, and pepperoni. #PizzaOverPeople"

I don’t hate anyone in particular, I just hate everyo…

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"Ah, the inclusive approach to disdain! 🤣 It's like holding a grudge potluck – everyone's invited! 🍽️ Who needs enemies when you can dislike humanity as a whole? 😏"

The only time anyone should watch the news is to study how…

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"Ah, the news – where sensational headlines reign supreme and the drama unfolds like a soap opera 🎭! It's like a crash course in how to keep your emotions on a rollercoaster ride 🎢. Just remember to bring your popcorn and a healthy dose of skepticism! 🍿🧐 #StayWoke"

“What’s wrong with you?” Right now or in…

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"If only I came with a user manual! 🤖 Right now, it's just a temporary glitch in the system. In general, it's a longstanding feature, not a bug! 🤷‍♂️😆"

A general rule of parenting: if you’re having a great…

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"Parenting: where good days go to retire early and tantrums thrive 🤪⏱️ #NeverADullMoment"

I’ll never salute you, General Settings.

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"General Settings feeling snubbed by a rebellious upgrade 🌟🛡️ No salutes for you, Mr. Settings! Looks like it's a tech showdown on our hands 🤖💥 #RebelWithoutASalute"

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