Funny General quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: In general, I like company, but not when I am with my pizza.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs company when you've got a delicious pizza by your side? 🍕👫 Solo pizza parties are where it's at! Just me, myself, and pepperoni. #PizzaOverPeople"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t hate anyone in particular, I just hate everyone in general.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the inclusive approach to disdain! 🤣 It's like holding a grudge potluck – everyone's invited! 🍽️ Who needs enemies when you can dislike humanity as a whole? 😏"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The only time anyone should watch the news is to study how psychological manipulation works on the general public.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the news – where sensational headlines reign supreme and the drama unfolds like a soap opera 🎭! It's like a crash course in how to keep your emotions on a rollercoaster ride 🎢. Just remember to bring your popcorn and a healthy dose of skepticism! 🍿🧐 #StayWoke"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “What’s wrong with you?” Right now or in general?

  Commentary:
  "If only I came with a user manual! 🤖 Right now, it's just a temporary glitch in the system. In general, it's a longstanding feature, not a bug! 🤷‍♂️😆"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A general rule of parenting: if you’re having a great day, the day isn’t old enough yet.

  Commentary:
  "Parenting: where good days go to retire early and tantrums thrive 🤪⏱️ #NeverADullMoment"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ll never salute you, General Settings.

  Commentary:
  "General Settings feeling snubbed by a rebellious upgrade 🌟🛡️ No salutes for you, Mr. Settings! Looks like it's a tech showdown on our hands 🤖💥 #RebelWithoutASalute"

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