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Cataclysmic events, such as your fingers on my skin.

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I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.

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I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

If you’re soft, don’t come to my house, cause my kids will roast you.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

If I was a microplastic, I would simply not go in the ocean or anyone’s mouth.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

I’m not fat. I just eat in advance.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

If social media has taught me anything, it’s that we are all crazy in a different way.

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My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend.

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You ask a girl if she ate, and she gon say, “Yeah, I had my coffee.”

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Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog it’s all gone, like I’m cashing him out at a casino or something.

Going viral on WeChat:

I must retire to my chambers about this.

Just shared via WeChat:

I feel like we’re all just angry and horny.

Trending via Pinterest:

Congratulations to the people who never took their Christmas decorations down. You’re almost there.

Just landed via Threads:

Almost all of my bad decisions are food-related.

Just shared via Facebook:

I’d end my life from loneliness before I ever talk to ChatGPT like it’s my friend.

Just landed via YouTube:

I highly recommend having hobbies, it distracts you from falling in love unnecessarily.

Trending via Discord:

People in glass houses shouldn’t throw orgies.

Going bananas on Telegram:

One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I shall have another coffee, for I am sleeping standing.

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45 shares on WhatsApp this month:

He died doing what he loved: trying to find out if gang members are ticklish.

46 shares on Slack this month:

Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect it’s having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.

32 shares on Instagram this month:

It must be hard to be a rapper knowing at any moment your enemies may make beautiful poems about you.

17 shares on Slack this month:

Whoever named the grapefruit when there was already a fruit named grape. Incompetent legend. I wish we could hang out.

46 shares on Reddit this month:

Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag.

25 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Sorry, I’m poor, I can’t afford to pay attention.

65 shares on WeChat this month:

If stores want to accurately display clothes for people over 40, the mannequins should be laying on a couch.

89 shares on Telegram this month:

If a dog growled at me, I would try to understand where they’re coming from.

89 shares on Twitch this month:

Difference between a flirt and harassment: if you are handsome, it’s a flirt, if you are ugly, it’s harassment.

78 shares on Snapchat this month:

I absolutely hate being woken from a nap. There were other treadmills in the gym that dude could have used.

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The billionaires have decided that the people with nothing have too much.

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Never underestimate my ability to fall asleep in a moving vehicle.

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I know it’s true because the people on the internet said so.

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The baddest women come into your life when you have 37 dollars left.

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I wonder how much this “Never mind, it’s only 10 bucks” has already cost me?

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I feel like smashing my phone would be cathartic.

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Girl math is ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you talk on speakerphone in public, everyone around you hates you.

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My morning coffee makes me feel like I’ve got my shit together. I don’t, but it makes me feel like I do.

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That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

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Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

I skip questions on exams like I’m gonna be a different person when I come back to them.

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When I’m feeling old, I like to visit my parents so they can push all my buttons until I lose my shit and just like that, I’m 16 again.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

Reading Shakespeare for the first time is crazy because you go, “Oh, that’s where that comes from,” every other page.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

People my age are doing so much, and I’m just at home reliving the same day over and over again.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

I love eating fast food and getting big and fat. It’s amazing.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

Spotify Wrapped has a special talent for pulling up an artist I’ve literally never heard of and telling me I actually listen to them 2,000 times per day.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

Me, one week before the new year: Not to brag, but I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of the year.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

Parents saying “I know my child” will forever be the funniest joke.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

Whoever coined the term coined the term coined the term coined the term.

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If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren’t ready for a spelling bee.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Threads:

I wish my hair had as much volume as my mouth.

Breaking via Facebook:

You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080p.

Just landed via Instagram:

Can’t, I’m raging against the machine.

Live now on Reddit:

Sure, breakups are hard, but have you ever had to wait for your phone to stop ringing so you can start using it again?

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Today I couldn’t find a parking space at work, so I drove back home. Looks like they have enough people there.

Just landed via Snapchat:

My dad told my sister’s new boyfriend to stand at the end of the picture so he can crop him out whenever she dumps him.

Shared recently on Instagram:

My wife and I are going to quit our jobs and travel until we run out of money. I estimate we’ll be home around 9 p.m. tonight.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Jesus Christ. I haven’t seen a meltdown like that since Chernobyl.

Just shared via Discord:

Really looking forward to the day my teenager starts speaking English again.

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