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Trying to let my coffee handle all my excessive thinking today! ☕🤔🌀
400 Funny going quotes
Twitter is cool because you can figure out what’s going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news.
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Why watch the news when you can get all your worldly wisdom from a dancing cat gif? 🐱✨ #Priorities
“Are we still going?” … An introvert’s attempt to cancel.
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Sounds like the extrovert's nightmare is now the introvert's dream come true! 🙈😂 #CancelCulture
If you sit down to play a game of chess and your opponent punches you in the face, you’re not going to prevail by getting better at chess.
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Looks like this chess match suddenly turned into a game of rock-paper-fist! 😂🤔♟️🥊
Next time I die, I’m going to make sure I’m reincarnated someplace other than Earth.
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Earth's out, I'm booking a one-way ticket to Planet Calmdownia next time! 🚀🌌😅
Apparently, I’m not even going through a lot; I just need money.
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When life gives you lemons, sell them for cash because stress is expensive 🍋💸😅
We need a word for a type of person who spends all their time working to live in a city so they can be near cool things, but they don’t actually like going out.
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Sounds like they're in a committed relationship with their couch—Netflix and chill are their favorite landmark! 🛋️📺🥤
Once you love wide-leg pants, there is no going back from that.
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When you've tasted the freedom of wide-leg pants, even your skinny jeans are like, "Dude, we've been replaced!" 👖🤣
My super talent is hitting every red light on the way to wherever the hell I’m going.
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I feel you, it's like I'm secretly auditioning for a slow-motion version of The Fast and the Furious 🚦🏎️⏳
I’m going back to the 90s, if anyone wants to come.
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I hope my pager still works! 🚀💾🎧