Commentary:
Wearing headphones: A surefire way to invite virtual shout-outs from invisible fans in the room 🤷♂️🎧 "Hey, did you say something?" Ah yes, the classic case of music-induced ghostly hecklers! 😂 So, next time you find yourself randomly shouting "What?!" at an imaginary audience, just blame it on the headphones! #HeadphonesHauntedByFriendlySpectators
Funny hallucination quotes
“Are you seeing someone?” Like a hallucination, therapist, or a guy?
Commentary:
"Well, if I'm seeing a therapist, does that count as a relationship status? 🧐 Or should I swipe right on that hallucination instead? 🤔 Maybe I'll just stick to dating guys who are real but may drive me crazy anyway! 🤪💑"
My kid asked me if I’ve ever experienced hallucinations, which is an odd thing to ask considering I don’t have any kids.
Commentary:
"My imaginary child is always entertaining me with deep philosophical questions 🤔👶 #HallucinationOrImagination"