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I could tell my beard needed a trim when I started seeing some of the pictures my kids were drawing of me.

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Unfortunately, a great many problems in life can be solved by just being hotter.

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I may be a chaotic mess, but then so is quantum physics.

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I’m gonna build a pirate ship and sail the high seas. Who’s coming with?

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If the man is silent, he is a thinker. If the woman is silent, the thinker is in big trouble.

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Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.

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Excuse me sir, are you going to finish that existential crisis?

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I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.

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Did you seriously just pique my interest?

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Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.

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My toxic trait is optimism.

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Please no more relationships that are supposed to be a lesson. I’m already quite the scholar.

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How inappropriate is it to ask a stranger to scratch your back? Need to know ten minutes ago.

Breaking via Pinterest:

I live in constant fear of being asked to repeat what you just said after I say I’m listening.

Seen just now on Telegram:

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

Going viral on Discord:

Saying “sounds good to me” in a meeting then quickly realizing a lot more was expected from you.

Spotted on Messenger:

Not enough rap songs about stores suddenly changing their layout.

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“You like talking to yourself?” God forbid I seek advice from an expert.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I grew up in a poor family. We didn’t have much, but we had each other. And that was the worst part.

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Quality women really do attract everyone. A bright light always attracts all types of bugs.

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That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.

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Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.

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Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

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Olympic gymnast: does the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Announcer: Oh dear, that will be a point deduction.

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I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”

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There’s only one way we’ll at least occasionally get normal elected officials and that’s if we pick them by random lottery.

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Yes, my sex drive is higher than my will to live, and what about it?

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I’m always looking for new and exciting ways to give up.

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Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups.

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Welcome to your 40s, you now respond to every younger person telling you their age with “Jesus Christ”.

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Trending via Slack:

Love is in the air fryer.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

My morning coffee makes me feel like I’ve got my shit together. I don’t, but it makes me feel like I do.

Just landed via TikTok:

Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Eating dark chocolate is practically eating vegetables.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Seems like it would be really tough being a girl named Molly at a rave.

Trending via WeChat:

Shopping is the only exercise I need.

Trending via LinkedIn:

“It’s swimsuit season” I say, eating another swimsuit.

Trending via YouTube:

It’s kinda weird that in order to go to sleep you have to pretend like you are already sleeping.

Trending via LinkedIn:

“Where did all your money go?” I’m either wearing it or eating it.

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Too self-aware for foreplay. I’m so sorry… Take that nurse costume off. I know you didn’t go to med school.

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