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Oh, sorry about bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to slam my head into the walls anymore.
Nature is fascinating. A dandelion makes it through concrete, while I get my head stuck in my sweater in the morning.
Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.
I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it’s like a circus in my head.
She was rare. Like a meth head with good teeth.

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5 months ago
Share →: If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

Commentary:
Oh, you'd be amazed at the epic showdown happening in there! 🗣️💬 One voice is like a sassy diva, and the other is a sarcastic comedian. 💁‍♀️🤣 So, when someone accuses you of being rude, just say, "You have no idea what's happening backstage!" 🎭😜 #InnerMonologueDrama
5 months ago
Share →: You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head.

Commentary:
Navigating the world of relationships these days is like trying to solve a riddle 🤔 Are they single single, with a side of drama single, social media blocking single, or just playing mind games single? It's a modern dating mystery, folks! 🕵️‍♀️💔 #RelationshipStatusWoes
5 months ago
Share →: I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of being a stellar texter in your mind but a total flake in reality 😂📱 Don't worry, we've all been there! #TextingStruggles"
5 months ago
Share →: I love ketchup from my head to-ma-toes.

Commentary:
That quote really cuts to the "core" of condiment appreciation 🍅! Sounds like this person is truly "relishing" their love for ketchup! 😄 Maybe they should start a ketch-up line of merchandise!
5 months ago
Share →: You can tell a lot about someone by the stuff you make up in your head about them.

Commentary:
"Ah, the wonderful world of assumptions – where we become expert storytellers about people we barely know! 🤔💭 Remember, just because you've crafted a masterpiece in your mind, doesn't make it true! 🎭😄"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m sorry your man wears his sunglasses on the back of his head.

Commentary:
"Looks like his fashion sense is stuck in the '90s 😎🙈 Maybe he thinks it's a 'cool' way to look out for his exes behind him 👀🕶️ #ThrowbackThursday"
5 months ago
Share →: Just walked by an empath and his head exploded.

Commentary:
"Apparently, even emotions have their limits! 💥🤯 Maybe next time, the empath should dial down the vibes a tad. It's all fun and games until someone loses their mind!" 😆 #EmpathicExplosions
5 months ago
Share →: I got one brain cell left and it moves around my head like a Windows screensaver.

Commentary:
"Sounds like your brain is holding on for dear life! 🧠💨 Don't worry, at least it's providing some entertainment with that screensaver action. Maybe try restarting to see if that brain cell finds its way home! 🔄😄"
5 months ago
Share →: I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.

Commentary:
"Oh, the struggle is real! It's like trying to decode alien hieroglyphics while juggling flaming torches 🔥🃏 Don't worry, you're not alone in the land of lost rules and tangled game strategies! 👽🎲"
5 months ago
Share →: Why can’t people be tested like watermelons? You tap them on the head and find out whether they are normal or bad.

Commentary:
"Imagine a world where we could just give people a gentle tap on the head to determine their ripeness! 🍉😂 Who knew watermelons had it all figured out while we're still dealing with personality tests?"