Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

Spotify Wrapped, but for all your bad decisions this year.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

Started from the bottom, now we a little bit above the bottom.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

Why have abs when you can have kebabs?

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

One day we will tell our grandkids how far we had to scroll to get to the recipe.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

My wife just admitted a mistake. What do I have to do now? What does this mean for my future? Help me!

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

I am on my second week of biweekly pay so today I will be showing you how to make a quesadilla out of paper towels.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

Hearing my voice in recording makes me wanna apologize to every person I talked to.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

My lip gloss used to be poppin’, now it’s my knees.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

I was going to learn to play the violin, but it was too much of a commitment. I wanted something with no strings attached.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

So I used to wonder about people that paid a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water, until I read it backwards.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

1791 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

11,953

Funny Quotes Topics

14,758

Funny Quotes Images

11,953

2 minutes ago

3,427

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Snapchat:

A dating app that matches people by the conspiracy theories they are interested in.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I have no idea how dishwasher tablets work. I’ve already taken five of them, and I still don’t feel like doing the dishes!

Going viral on Pinterest:

I need to consult the woods about this.

Just shared via X:

Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.

Reported on Slack:

Asking the birds outside my window if they know any Metallica.

Trending via Facebook:

The History Channel, because where else are you going to learn about how aliens were instrumental in the development of humanity?

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Two bros having a conversation in the 1700s like “omg, we should totally start a pamphlet”

Broadcasted on Discord:

Got a new high score on my bathroom scale.

Just landed via X:

He took my last fry, your honor.

Reported on Snapchat:

Just drank a big glass of water, and I regret to inform you, they might be right about hydration.

Home » Funny Heart Quotes » Page 3

53 Funny heart quotes

More funny heart quotes 👇

3 months ago
Share →: Cholesterol has a special place in my heart.

Commentary:
Looks like your heart’s got a *sweet* spot for cholesterol—literally! 💓🍕 Maybe it’s time to give that “special place” a little love by lowering those levels. After all, heart health > heart-shaped cakes! 😄🩺
4 months ago
Share →: I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.

Commentary:
"Followed my heart and found a fridge full of possibilities! 🍔❤️ Who needs a map when you can follow the scent of pizza? 🍕😄 Let your heart guide you to the land of leftovers and midnight snacks! 🌙🥪 #FridgeIsBae"
4 months ago
Share →: You give a man your heart and he’s gonna put it under another girl’s picture.

Commentary:
"Looks like this man has a habit of spreading hearts around like confetti at a party. Maybe he needs a lesson in proper heart storage – clearly, he's just not framing them right!"
4 months ago
Share →: I am convinced that size matters, especially when it comes to the heart.

Commentary:
Size may matter, but it's the size of your heart that truly counts! ❤️ And hey, a big heart can spread lots of love and joy, no matter how big or small it may be! 🌟 #BigHeartBigLove
5 months ago
Share →: Are you telling me these billionaires don’t have my best interests at heart?!

Commentary:
Oh, sweetheart, if billionaires had your best interests at heart, they'd be sending you care packages with solid gold snacks! 🤑💔 #TrustIssues
6 months ago
Share →: If you think my heart is cold, you should feel my feet.

Commentary:
"Warning: My heart may be icy, but my feet are straight out of the Arctic! ❄️🥶 Step carefully, you might get frostbite!"
6 months ago
Share →: Lasagna has never broken my heart. Just saying.

Commentary:
"Lasagna stays loyal and cheesy through thick and thin! 🍝💔 No wonder it's the ultimate comfort food, always there for you when pasta-bilities seem endless! 😂👌"
6 months ago
Share →: Your annoying online persona has captured my heart.

Commentary:
"Ah, the irresistible allure of your virtual vexation! 💔🙄 Who knew that constant notifications and passive-aggressive commentary could be so endearing? Love in the digital age indeed! 😂💻 #OnlineCrush"
6 months ago
Share →: No camera can do justice to a landscape that melts your heart.

Commentary:
"Trying to capture the beauty of a heart-melting landscape on camera is like trying to hold a handful of sand – it just slips away! 📸💔 #NatureAlwaysWins"
6 months ago
Share →: Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.

Commentary:
Ah, her heart is like a haunted floral shop, where ghosts tend to arrangements of wilted blooms, each petal whispering tales of lost love 👻🥀🌿💔🌹.

For even more funny heart quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny heart quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

New Funny Quotes

Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Trending Topics 📁

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

1791 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

11,953

Funny Quotes Topics

14,758

Funny Quotes Images

11,953

2 minutes ago

3,440

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

God: “You can’t just say ‘Goddammit!’ and expect Me to damn it. There’s a procedure. File the paperwork.”

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

I be having full arguments in my head, then walk around mad like someone actually said something to me.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

It’s almost time to pack away the black summer clothes and unpack the black winter clothes.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

Everyone is gangster until they’re asked to reveal a “fun fact” about themself as part of a work event icebreaker.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

Now that Christmas and New Year are out of the way, we can focus on the things that really matter: My posts.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

I thought my wrinkles were finally getting smaller, but it turns out my eyes were just getting worse.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

I’m really looking forward to another exciting year staring at my phone.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

This too shall pass, but what the hell?

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

The meeting of the Anonymous Pessimists was canceled. It wouldn’t have helped anyway.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

I don’t have a yoga mat, but I have a Twister mat, and it’s the same thing.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on WeChat:

Millennials are just 30-40-year-olds who look 20-30 years old and feel 80-90 years old.

Shared recently on Twitch:

I wish I could Shazam a perfume.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I’m buysexual, you buy me food, I become sexual.

Just shared via Discord:

Bold of me to constantly use the phrase “no worries!” when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

The only thing I gained so far this year is weight.

Shared recently on Discord:

Yes, liquor store clerk, I do need help. But I decided to come here instead.

Just landed via Telegram:

Watching women’s tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn’t put needless obstacles in the way of women.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I asked my doctor if I’m healthy enough for sex and he told me I’m not even sexy enough for health.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

I’m eating for two; me and the person I strive to be.

Shared recently on Messenger:

A simple “hi” can be the beginning of two years of therapy.

Share Wordgag 🙏

© 2025. All rights reserved.

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴