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61 Funny heart quotes

Funny heart quotes bring a delightful blend of humor and affection to matters of the heart! ❤️😂 Whether it’s poking fun at the ups and downs of love or sharing lighthearted insights about emotions, these quotes add a playful touch to the deeper feelings we all experience. Enjoy a laugh and celebrate the humorous side of love with these heartwarming gems! 😄💖

The only way to my heart is with a knife.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Having a good heart has done nothing but made me look stupid.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Black Friday used to have heart. I wanna see someone get clocked for a Wii.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

My favorite things about Twitter are that everything you read is true, everyone is nice, and all intentions are pure of heart.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, Guantanamo Bay.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don’t talk to me, it hurts my heart.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

There is still plenty of room in my heart, but the bouncer has become a little stricter in recent years.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Commas are like garlic, you measure with your heart.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I will never give another woman my heart until I see how she acts when a bee flies at her.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Should I ever be mean and insulting, then it comes from the bottom of my heart.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I’m changing the game. I’m starting to thank people from the top of my heart.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Once when I was exercising, I realized that I was allergic to it. I was out of breath, sweating and my heart was racing.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Did I eat too much candy today? My stomach says yes, but my heart says no.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

I’m so old, I still keep special moments in my heart and not in my Insta story.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

You want me to turn around? The thing that led to a total eclipse of the heart.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

The first person to see a peacock spread his tail probably had a heart attack.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

My heart says, chocolate and wine, but my jeans say “Woman, are you kidding? Eat a salad!”

Posted onJan 20, 2025

I think it broke my boyfriend’s heart when I said he couldn’t have Salma Hayek for Valentine’s Day.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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