110 Funny hot quotes

• I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that I am funny.

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  am, girlfriend, hot, i, know, people, relationship, street, walking, want

• If hot showers aren’t good for you then why do I emerge from them bright red like a beautiful ruby?

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  2 months ago

  beautiful, beautiful ruby, beauty, bright, bright red, emerge, good, hot, hot shower, humor, i, irony, red, relaxation, ruby, self-care, shower, why

• You are allowed to be crazy as long as you are equally as hot.

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  allowed, beauty, confidence, crazy, hot, humor, personality, self-expression

• I just want to be treated like a hot little French fry.

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  2 months ago

  craving, desire, food, french, french fry, fry, hot, humor, i, just, little, treated, want

• The Frankfurt School?? What are you majoring in, hot dog?

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  2 months ago

  college, dog, education, frankfurt, Frankfurt School, hot, hot dog, humor, major, school

• The crematorium is my last hope for a hot body.

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  2 months ago

  body, crematorium, death, fitness, hope, hot, hot body, humor, irony, joke, last

• Ever since I learned the show is called Suits because of lawsuits and not because they wear suits, I have harbored a hot white rage within me beyond anything mankind has ever known.

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  2 months ago

  anything, ever, frustration, hot, humor, i, irony, lawsuits, me, misunderstanding, rage, revelation, show, Suits, television, wear, white

• I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.

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  2 months ago

  absurdity, analogy, bed, comparison, dog, funny analogy, gas, gas station, hot, hot dog, human, humor, i, self-deprecating, station, stop, tanning, tanning bed, thinking, version

• I should’ve gotten my affairs in order before I decided to bite into this hot pepper.

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  2 months ago

  affairs, before, bite, food, hot, humor, i, order, pepper, regret, spicy

• Hot singles over 40 in your area are curious what you use for joint pain and inflammation.

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  40, area, curiosity, dating, hot, hot single, humor, inflammation, joint, joint pain, over, over 40, pain, single, singles

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