65 Funny hot quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a diploma when you have that sizzling appearance? 🔥🎓 Just remember, PhD in Hotness beats any Ivy League degree hands down! 😎💯 #BeautyOverBrains"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs kids when you have piping hot coffee to keep you company? ☕️🔥 They’ll be off to college, but your barista will always be there for you! 😂 #CoffeeOverKids"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine being a vampire, trying to enjoy a nice, refreshing summer drink, and all you can find is hot blood 🧛‍♂️🩸 I guess those nighttime thoughts are really sucking the life out of you! 😂 #VampireProblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I put the hot in psychotic.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a thermostat when you've got me around? 🔥😜 Just adding a sprinkle of crazy to keep things interesting! 😈 #HotAndCrazy"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it.

  Commentary:
  Wow, it's so hot that even the birds are trying to keep their food cool! 🌞🐦🐛 I guess in this weather, everyone needs a little extra chill before diving in for a meal!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If ever go missing, please only put pictures of me on the news where I look skinny and hot even if that means they won’t find me.

  Commentary:
  "Breaking News: Missing person requests to only feature 'skinny and hot' photos in case of disappearance. Because, let's face it, a fabulous outfit can solve any mystery! 🕵️‍♂️🔍💃 #FashionableSearchPartyRequired"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: What we need is more companies making hot sauce. I need 900 more ways to taste a thing that tastes exactly like all the other ones.

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well, if it isn't the spiciest take on the condiment game! 🌶️🔥 Looks like someone's burning up with desire for some variety in their life. 900 more ways to taste the same thing? That's one way to turn up the heat on the culinary scene! 🔥🌶️ Who knew hot sauce could bring out the saucy side in all of us? 😉

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When things get hot, they expand, so I’m just getting warmer, not gaining weight.

  Commentary:
  "If this logic holds, I must be on fire right now! 🔥 Who knew staying warm was the secret to avoiding those extra pounds! 😂🤷‍♂️ #HotGirlSummer #ExpandingMyHorizons"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Just another day of not being hot and rich.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the joys of being fabulously average yet financially challenged! 💁‍♂️💸 Everyday is a reminder that I am neither a supermodel nor a millionaire. Oh well, at least I've got my charm and sense of humor to compensate! 😄 #LivingTheDream"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a fancy alarm clock when you have a scalding cup of coffee ready to jolt you awake! ☕️😳 Nothing quite gets the heart racing like the sensation of liquid fire on your lap… definitely a wake-up call you won't forget in a hurry! 😂"

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