65 Funny hot quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe hot chocolate is just tired of being seen as the second choice to coffee 😏☕ Give some love to that beautiful chocolate, folks! 🍫💖"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I want a hot body, but I also want hot wings.

  Commentary:
  "Who says you can't have both? 🤷‍♀️💪🍗 Work hard for that hot body, but never say no to some hot wings! Balance is key, right? 😉🔥 #FitnessGoalsVsFoodGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Be nice to me, I may be hot one day.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out world, this potential is just simmering under the surface! 🔥 Let's sprinkle some kindness, might as well stay on the good side of the future superstar! 🌟😎"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and took care of my body? I’m not gonna do it, but can you imagine?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle between pizza and abs 😂🍕💪 Who needs a six-pack when you can have a pizza pack instead? 🍕🙌 #PizzaIsLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Perks of dating me: you will be the hot one.

  Commentary:
  "Perks of dating me: I'll make you feel like the *sizzle* to my bacon 🥓… or the *steam* to my latte ☕️… or the *fireworks* to my 4th of July. Basically, I'll ensure you're the 'hot' topic wherever we go! 😎🔥 #sizzleandswag"

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