114 Funny hot quotes

• Ever since I learned the show is called Suits because of lawsuits and not because they wear suits, I have harbored a hot white rage within me beyond anything mankind has ever known.

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• I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.

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• I should’ve gotten my affairs in order before I decided to bite into this hot pepper.

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• Hot singles over 40 in your area are curious what you use for joint pain and inflammation.

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• Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Hot singles in your area! They don’t want to talk to you. But they’re there.

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  area, date, dating, hot, hot single, humor, interaction, irony, loneliness, online, online dating, single, singles, social, social interaction, talk, want

• Icarus loved hot wings.

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  food, hot, hot wing, humor, Icarus, joke, mythology, pun, wing, wings

• I only buy cookware with the handles that somehow get hotter than the pot itself.

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  buy, cooking, cookware, handles, hot, hotter, humor, i, irony, kitchen, kitchen humor, pot

• A penguin is a bird the way a hot dog is a sandwich.

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  absurdity, bird, comparison, dog, food, food comparison, hot, hot dog, humor, penguin, sandwich

• Women in movies look so beautiful when they sleep. Meanwhile, I’m tossing and turning all night like a forgotten 7-Eleven hot dog.

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  beautiful, comparison, dog, hot, hot dog, humor, movy, night, relatable, sleep, tossing, turning, women

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