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Funny hundred quotes are the perfect way to celebrate hitting the big 1-0-0 with a smile 😄🎉! Whether you’re marking a milestone birthday, a century of memories, or just love a good laugh, these witty gems will keep the good vibes rolling 😂🎈. Get ready to chuckle, giggle, and maybe even snort as you dive into a collection that’s as timeless as it is hilarious 🕰️🤣!

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It is a mistake to say that the people who live a hundred years from now will have nothing to laugh at. They can laugh at us.

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Does anyone else feel like their brain has a hundred tabs open at once?

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Some people can start a task and then just finish it instead of trying to do a hundred things at once, like a squirrel on crack.

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The good news is cannon deaths have gone down dramatically in the last hundred years.

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After ten true crime podcasts you start to think you could probably solve a murder. After a hundred you start to think you could probably get away with one.

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Explain it to me like I’m five then do it for me like I’m one hundred.

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Pouring Diet Coke directly into my gunshot wound.

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Telling my guitar to “stay tuned”.

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Sorry, I’m late. I found my old CD collection.

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Girls will be like, “This is my comfort song,” and it’s the howling of a wolf inside a dark forest.

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If adulting had a return policy, I’d use it immediately.

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“I’ve tasted going back to an ex, and I’ve tasted trying to fix a relationship before it breaks. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 10 p.m.”

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Due to personal reasons, I’m evil now.

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This Monday could have been an email.

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I’ve been asked to join a swingers club, but I’m a little nervous. What if I’m not good enough? I haven’t been on a swing since I was 9.

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We should bring gargoyles back, more buildings need freaky little guys on them.

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If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.

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Just blocked all the ugly people, so if you see this… what’s up, big sexy?

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Worst part about job hunting is knowing you don’t want one.

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New funny hundred quotes 👇

It is a mistake to say that the people who live a hundred years from now will have nothing to laugh at. They can laugh at us.

Does anyone else feel like their brain has a hundred tabs open at once?

Some people can start a task and then just finish it instead of trying to do a hundred things at once, like a squirrel on crack.

The good news is cannon deaths have gone down dramatically in the last hundred years.

After ten true crime podcasts you start to think you could probably solve a murder. After a hundred you start to think you could probably get away with one.

Explain it to me like I’m five then do it for me like I’m one hundred.

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Drinking at home is convenient, sure, but it’s nothing like the experience of leaving the pub feeling fifty bucks lighter.

I miss the old days back in 1955, when I didn’t exist.

The worst thing you can do while cleaning is sit down for a minute.

You never realize how long a minute is until you’re doing cardio.

Don’t hate me because I can fall asleep within seconds; hate me because I can sleep through the night without having to get up to go to the bathroom.

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It’s too late. I sat down on the couch after work. Go on without me.

Cynics are – beneath it all – only idealists with awkwardly high standards.

I hate this time of year because all you guys care about is football, and no one wants to ogle my cleavage anymore.

As a woman, you need to forgive yourself for men you entertained when you had low self-esteem.

Liking sports is great because you’ll have a bad day, then here your team comes to make it worse.

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I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people’s phone numbers is doing now.

If you have an old house, but you haven’t got a ghost, you should complain to the estate agent.

There should be a tented fingers emoji. For when you’re feeling ruminative.

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Foreplay is great, I particularly like the part where I peel them, chop them into pieces, then roast them in the oven until they’re all crispy and delicious.

Egg nog was invented in Germany back in 1816 when Baron von Heldebrandt reportedly said “Hey guys, let’s get this custard drunk!”

Just overheard someone describe their hike as “it was like mountain climbing, but flat”.

Toddlers will take your last nerve, deep fry it and eat it for breakfast.

My new diet plan is to hibernate and live off all this fat I’ve accumulated.

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