Funny hundred quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: It is a mistake to say that the people who live a hundred years from now will have nothing to laugh at. They can laugh at us.

  Commentary:
  "Who says future generations won't have a good laugh? They'll be rolling on the floor chuckling at how we thought avocado toast was a luxury! 🥑😄 Let's hope they have a sense of humor as evolved as their technology! 🚀😆"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Does anyone else feel like their brain has a hundred tabs open at once?

  Commentary:
  "Feeling like your brain is a browser with a hundred tabs open? 🧠💻 Welcome to the chaotic world of multitasking where every tab seems to be playing a different sitcom episode! 🤪 Remember to save your progress before your brain crashes! 😂 #MultitaskingMadness"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Some people can start a task and then just finish it instead of trying to do a hundred things at once, like a squirrel on crack.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the elusive ability to focus and actually complete a task without getting distracted, a rare trait indeed! 🐿️💨 Let's appreciate those task-finishing unicorns in a world full of multitasking squirrels 🦄🤹‍♂️ Keep your eyes on the prize, not on the acorns flying everywhere! 🌰🤪"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The good news is cannon deaths have gone down dramatically in the last hundred years.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like cannons finally got the memo about 'peace and love' 🕊️💥. Who knew they could have a change of heart? Or maybe they just aim for targets that aren't moving 🤷‍♂️🎯. Either way, RIP to the good ol' days of being a cannon operator. Your job prospects have truly 'shot' down 🤣🔫."

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  6 months ago

  Share →: After ten true crime podcasts you start to think you could probably solve a murder. After a hundred you start to think you could probably get away with one.

  Commentary:
  "Listening to true crime podcasts: turning armchair detectives into potential masterminds since forever 🔍🎧🕵️‍♂️ #CrimePodcastJunkie #DontMessWithUs"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Explain it to me like I’m five then do it for me like I’m one hundred.

  Commentary:
  Alright, let's break it down! 🧒🏻👵🏻

  "Okay kiddo, imagine this: you know how you ask for candy and get excited, right? Well, when you're a hundred, it's like having all the candy you want without even asking. Isn't that cool?" 😄🍬

  Age is just a number, but the wisdom in between is priceless! 🌟 #KidAtHeart

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