27 Funny hunger quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Has anyone ever died from waiting for a group of people to decide what they want to eat.

  Commentary:
  "Has anyone checked the statistics on 'Food Decision Paralysis' fatalities? 🤔💀 It's a risky business, folks! Remember, a well-fed group is a happy group…or at least a group that's too busy eating to argue! 🍔🍕🌮 #TheStruggleIsReal"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like a classic case of snack emergency! 🚨🍕 Don't worry, just think of it as your daily workout routine – going up and down the stairs to fetch food is great exercise! 💪😄 Who needs a stair climber when you have a hungry stomach to motivate you? 😉 #SnackRescueMission

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A Twitter swear jar could end world hunger.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine if every time someone cursed on Twitter, they had to donate to the #HangryWorld 🍲🌍 fund! We might just solve world hunger faster than you can say $#%&! 😂💸 #DonateYourSwears"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine being hangry and some dude busts out a fishing tutorial 🎣😂 Talk about adding insult to hunger! Like, dude, can you just hand over the sushi already? 🍣 #HangryProblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The person opposite me has a donut. I do not have a donut. That should be my donut. This person is now my arch nemesis.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic donut dilemma – the catalyst for many epic rivalries throughout history. 🍩😂 Talk about a sweet battle for supremacy! Watch out, donut thief, your new arch nemesis is coming for that sugary prize! 💥👀"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Have you ever been so hungry but had no food in the house, so you took a nap instead?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'nap instead of snacks' move! 🛏️😂 Who needs food when you can dream of a feast instead, right? 🍔💭 #SleepingThroughTheHunger"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It’s called being hungry.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to diet but failing miserably? Blame it on that pesky condition called being HUNGRY 🍔🍟🍦. No shame in prioritizing your stomach's needs over salad, right? 😉"

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