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6 months ago
Share →: I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”

Commentary:
"Oh, the joy of restaurant appetizers! A brilliant invention for those of us with insatiable appetites and a profound lack of patience. 🍽️🤤 Can't we just have a never-ending stream of delicious nibbles? Keep 'em coming, please! 🍴😂"
6 months ago
Share →: A swear jar for Twitter would end world hunger.

Commentary:
"Imagine how many meals we could provide just by taxing every tweet that incites chaos! 🤑🌍 Let's turn keyboard warriors into global warriors! 💪🍽️ #TwitterTax"
6 months ago
Share →: 90% of my thoughts start with: “What can I eat now?”

Commentary:
"Looks like someone has a stomach that thinks louder than their brain 🤣🍔🧠 Grab a snack and maybe the remaining 10% of thoughts will be about something else! #FoodieMind"
6 months ago
Share →: You know those couples who share their food? I mean, what kind of people are they? Aren’t they hungry?

Commentary:
"Those food-sharing couples must have unlocked the ultimate level of love where giving away a fry is a grand gesture! 🍟❤️ Either that or they have mastered the art of snacking without getting hangry! 😂 #RelationshipGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Dear brain, please finally learn the difference between hunger and boredom. I’m getting fat.

Commentary:
"Dear brain, you're treating hunger and boredom like a 'choose your own adventure' book 📚, but my waistline is not amused! Please start reading the signs before my pants file for divorce. 🍔🛋️ #BrainVsBelly"
6 months ago
Share →: Has anyone ever died from waiting for a group of people to decide what they want to eat.

Commentary:
"Has anyone checked the statistics on 'Food Decision Paralysis' fatalities? 🤔💀 It's a risky business, folks! Remember, a well-fed group is a happy group…or at least a group that's too busy eating to argue! 🍔🍕🌮 #TheStruggleIsReal"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: I’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help.

Commentary:
Sounds like a classic case of snack emergency! 🚨🍕 Don't worry, just think of it as your daily workout routine – going up and down the stairs to fetch food is great exercise! 💪😄 Who needs a stair climber when you have a hungry stomach to motivate you? 😉 #SnackRescueMission
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: A Twitter swear jar could end world hunger.

Commentary:
"Imagine if every time someone cursed on Twitter, they had to donate to the #HangryWorld 🍲🌍 fund! We might just solve world hunger faster than you can say $#%&! 😂💸 #DonateYourSwears"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.

Commentary:
"Imagine being hangry and some dude busts out a fishing tutorial 🎣😂 Talk about adding insult to hunger! Like, dude, can you just hand over the sushi already? 🍣 #HangryProblems"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: The person opposite me has a donut. I do not have a donut. That should be my donut. This person is now my arch nemesis.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic donut dilemma – the catalyst for many epic rivalries throughout history. 🍩😂 Talk about a sweet battle for supremacy! Watch out, donut thief, your new arch nemesis is coming for that sugary prize! 💥👀"