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Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

Beware. There are people in the grocery store that you know who want to chat with you. Stay vigilant.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

The Jaws theme stays on during sex.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

How you conduct yourself when using plastic wrap is the real you.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

I really love how squirrels get extra chubby heading into winter mostly because it’s super relatable.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

If I’m too much, go find less. I’m not running a clearance sale.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

Sexting is hilarious, when you think about it. Like, this email truly should’ve been a meeting.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

I don’t trust anyone who gets enraged over messed-up fast food orders.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuated first so men can think about a solution in peace.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

Why did they call it painting your toenails and not graffeeti?

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

Uh oh, said somethin’ weird. Better fix it by saying something even weirder.

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Feb 3, 2026

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Seen just now on Twitch:

Not really into dating right now, but very into flirting, and that’s where things get complicated.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Why is it called Christian community and not Holyfans?

Shared recently on Slack:

I’m done with dating sites and am now only focusing on food delivery people. They have a job, a car, and most importantly food.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I have this rare skin disease called perfect.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Schrodinger’s Immigrant: A person who is simultaneously too lazy to work, but is also stealing your job.

Trending via Reddit:

In these difficult times, it’s important to remember that cheese exists.

Live now on Messenger:

“I don’t do politics.” Politics will do you, my brother and sister. Politics will do you like mad.

Just shared via Threads:

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.

Breaking via TikTok:

There should be an Olympics where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like, to hell with y’all, let’s see how high humans can really jump.

Making waves on Messenger:

I just agree with people so that they stop talking.

Funny incorrect quotes

Funny incorrect quotes are like little comedy gems 💎 that mix wisdom with hilarious twists 🤪. They turn famous sayings upside down, making you laugh while wondering how anyone ever got it so wrong 🤔😂. Perfect for brightening your day or spicing up conversations, these quirky misquotes bring joy and a dash of silliness wherever they pop up 🎉🤣. Ready to dive into some delightfully offbeat humor? Let’s go! 🚀✨

New funny incorrect quotes 👇

Just gave my boyfriend an incorrect direction in the car, and he sighed and muttered to himself, “Never assign to malice what can be attributed to incompetence.”

1 day ago

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I’m so disappointed when I help my kid with her homework, and she brings it home marked incorrect.

2 days ago

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You don’t realize how incorrect and annoying YouTube video essays are until they’re about something you like.

3 days ago

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I have a lot in common with AI. We occasionally provide incorrect information with a confident tone.

4 days ago

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And now begins the yearly tradition of writing the incorrect year on everything, for the next 3 months.

5 days ago

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I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

6 days ago

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Lost my job to AI (my job was to be loudly and confidently incorrect).

2 weeks ago

AI, automation, confidence, humor, incorrect, irony, job, lost, technology, unemployment
I changed my password to ‘incorrect’ so whenever I forget it, the computer tells me it’s incorrect, and I’m like, ‘Wow, you didn’t have to be so rude about it.’

2 weeks ago

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54 shares on Slack this month:

The world is my ostrich, or whatever.

21 shares on WeChat this month:

If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.

47 shares on TikTok this month:

Ramen is just anime spaghetti.

44 shares on TikTok this month:

Goodbye, August, don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

69 shares on WeChat this month:

Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can.

83 shares on Instagram this month:

Do married people watch Gen Z dating and feel like they caught the last chopper out of Nam?

22 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m changing the game. I’m starting to thank people from the top of my heart.

53 shares on Instagram this month:

Honestly, I can see why God flooded the Earth that one time.

67 shares on Threads this month:

By now, we’ve all figured out that these LED bulbs don’t actually last 15 years, but we’ve collectively decided to just let it slide.

32 shares on X this month:

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

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12 folks are currently checking 👀

A weighted blanket isn’t enough today, I need to be compressed into a zip-file.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

I hate the saying: “Get up, the sun is shining!” What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Instead of saying “Good morning,” my wife and I go straight into explanations of how badly we each slept.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Thinking of you while I’m chopping onions.

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Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Toys R Us went out of business because their mascot was a stupid giraffe when it could’ve been a toy dinosaur called the Toysaurus. It was right there man.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person?

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Everyone else time traveling: Preventing wars or the spread of disease. Me: Buying multiple pairs of my favorite shoes they’ve stopped making.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m actually pretty attractive, if you don’t compare me to anyone, ever.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Yeah, Instagram is bad for our mental health, but what about Outlook?

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Feb 3, 2026

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

Why do men have birthdays? It’s not like they’re growing up.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

I was telling my sister that I’ve been going to the gym recently, and my nephew said, “You should go inside when you get there,” and I don’t think I’ll ever recover from that.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

Instead of saying “Good morning,” my wife and I go straight into explanations of how badly we each slept.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

Intermittent fasting is how I drive, not how I eat.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

My parents grew to like my girlfriend so much, they take her as their own daughter. Now they started looking for a proper boyfriend for her.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

Do you ever think about how many people squeezed the avocado that you’re eating?

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

Rather than touching grass, I recommend going to a concert and experiencing the live performance of that one song you hold religiously close to your heart.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on WeChat:

“Don’t take this the wrong way!” Translation: Prepare for insult.

Going viral on WeChat:

My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Thank you for your password, now we are going to text you another password, then put that one in. Click ‘remember this computer’ so we can forget it.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Long-distance couples be like, “I can’t wait,” and then they wait.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Trying to explain that I’m fascinated by Japan for wood joinery reasons and not nerd or pervert reasons.

Going viral on Messenger:

No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.

Just landed via Instagram:

Told my boss I was going to the bathroom but didn’t say which one. Now I’m at home.

Shared recently on Messenger:

People who have apartment windows that face the street and put their Christmas trees in them, thank you for your service.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Killing me softly with his schlong.

Spotted on WeChat:

You can recognize working-class kids by the fact that they hang their jacket over the chair in the restaurant and not on the coat hook.

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