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A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

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Dark mode changed me. White screens now feel like staring into the sun.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

Befuddlingly, a palm tree won’t fit in your hand.

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Agriculture can’t possibly be a dying industry. Bot farms are booming.

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Sometimes you choose the GIF-war over your responsibilities.

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I can still drop it like it’s hot. It’s just a lot harder to pick it back up.

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I’m only an introvert until I meet people worth extroverting with.

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If you want your teen to finish her homework, tell her to fold the laundry.

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If only vehicles could be equipped with little blinky lights on the corners to alert other drivers the direction they wished to turn.

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Instead of saying “Good morning,” my wife and I go straight into explanations of how badly we each slept.

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Breaking via WeChat:

Good morning, may your coffee be strong and your boss not weird today.

Trending via YouTube:

Shuffling into the kitchen in a robe Sunday morning to change the clock on the microwave is the lamest form of time travel ever.

Just shared via Telegram:

Can we normalize arguing with little kids? They’re so rude.

Trending via TikTok:

You’re not stuck in traffic. You are traffic.

Breaking via Threads:

Today I couldn’t find a parking space at work, so I drove back home. Looks like they have enough people there.

Just landed via Twitch:

Nothing good happens on the credit card after midnight.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

I’m the type of husband that helps his wife look for her missing chocolate that I ate.

Breaking via Slack:

I toss and turn in bed all night like a beautiful rotisserie chicken.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I always preferred the English spelling of “diarrhea” which is “diarrhoea” because it really looks like you’ve lost control of your vowels.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

When I was a kid there were two sure ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

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Funny incorrect quotes are like little comedy gems 💎 that mix wisdom with hilarious twists 🤪. They turn famous sayings upside down, making you laugh while wondering how anyone ever got it so wrong 🤔😂. Perfect for brightening your day or spicing up conversations, these quirky misquotes bring joy and a dash of silliness wherever they pop up 🎉🤣. Ready to dive into some delightfully offbeat humor? Let’s go! 🚀✨

New funny incorrect quotes 👇

2 weeks ago
Share →: I’m so disappointed when I help my kid with her homework, and she brings it home marked incorrect.

Commentary:
When your math skills are as useful as a chocolate teapot 🤔📚🍫
2 months ago
Share →: You don’t realize how incorrect and annoying YouTube video essays are until they’re about something you like.

Commentary:
"When a YouTube essay takes down your favorite movie, it's like finding out your pet goldfish has been running an underground gambling ring. 🎥😱🎣😂"
4 months ago
Share →: I have a lot in common with AI. We occasionally provide incorrect information with a confident tone.

Commentary:
"Who needs accurate facts when you've got confidence, right? 🤖😂 Just call me Artificially Incorrect! 🤣"
6 months ago
Share →: And now begins the yearly tradition of writing the incorrect year on everything, for the next 3 months.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic tradition of making the calendar do a little time-travel dance! 📅✨ Who needs accurate dates anyway, when you can add a little flair of confusion to all your documents and cheques? 🤣 Here's to scribbling out those wrong years like a true time-traveling trendsetter! 🕰️🖊️ #NewYearOldHabits
6 months ago
Share →: I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

Commentary:
"Ah, the tragic saga of the cape-clad, wet-haired warrior! A tale of misaligned parts and salon woes unfold beneath the harsh fluorescent lights. The struggle is real, my friends. May your hair find its way and your cape flutter in triumph! 💇‍♀️✨ #HairitageChronicles"

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Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

My favorite things about Twitter are that everything you read is true, everyone is nice, and all intentions are pure of heart.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

I wish every day had 30,000 hours, and that I had unlimited Adderall and was unemployed.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re excited about your organized fridge.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

I hate checking my bank account after having a good time.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

My family asked me what I wanted for Mother’s Day, so I packed their bags and changed the locks.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

As a parent of a teenage daughter, I would like to formally apologize to my parents for my tube-top and low-rise jeans era.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

Thinking of starting a true crime podcast. Gotta explain this search history somehow.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

Starting the second half of your sandwich is like “hell yeah, baby, let’s run it back!”

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Telegram:

If you collect the crumbs from one Nature Valley granola bar, you can make three more granola bars.

Spotted on TikTok:

I don’t want to sleep like a baby, I want to sleep like a cat. 14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.

Trending via Messenger:

That little pocket on jeans is the perfect size for the money I have left over after I pay all my bills.

Spotted on Telegram:

Imagine playing Truth or Dare and they dare you to go home.

Just shared via Snapchat:

You’re confusing me with someone who cares what you think of me.

Seen just now on Threads:

On the surface: cool as a cucumber. On the inside: squirrel in traffic.

Making waves on Facebook:

Have you ever accidentally opened your front-facing camera, and it ruined your day a little?

Spotted on Telegram:

Spoiler alert: Eventually you will pay a price for the way you treated people.

Live now on Discord:

There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Happy Earth Day. You don’t look a day over 4 billion years and get hotter every year.

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