Funny incorrect quotes

• Just gave my boyfriend an incorrect direction in the car, and he sighed and muttered to himself, “Never assign to malice what can be attributed to incompetence.”

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  2 months ago

  boyfriend, car, direction, driving, funny statement, humor, incompetence, incorrect, just, malice, never, relationship, statement

• I’m so disappointed when I help my kid with her homework, and she brings it home marked incorrect.

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  2 months ago

  child, correction, disappointed, disappointment, education, family, help, home, homework, humor, i, incorrect, kid, parent

• You don’t realize how incorrect and annoying YouTube video essays are until they’re about something you like.

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  2 months ago

  annoyance, annoying, entertainment, essay, humor, incorrect, irony, preference, realization, realize, something, video, video essay, YouTube

• I have a lot in common with AI. We occasionally provide incorrect information with a confident tone.

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  2 months ago

  AI, common, comparison, confidence, confident, humor, i, incorrect, incorrect information, information, lot, occasionally, technology, tone

• And now begins the yearly tradition of writing the incorrect year on everything, for the next 3 months.

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  2 months ago

  3, activity, confusion, date, everything, humor, incorrect, months, next, time, tradition, writing, year, yearly

• I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

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  2 months ago

  anything, bad, bad hair day, black, black cape, cape, day, hair, humor, incorrect, incorrect part, incorrectly, lights, me, never, parted, sadness, salon, seen, self-deprecation, under, wet, wet hair

• Lost my job to AI (my job was to be loudly and confidently incorrect).

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  3 months ago

  AI, automation, confidence, humor, incorrect, irony, job, lost, technology, unemployment

• I changed my password to ‘incorrect’ so whenever I forget it, the computer tells me it’s incorrect, and I’m like, ‘Wow, you didn’t have to be so rude about it.’

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  5 months ago

  computer, experience, forget, forgetfulness, humor, i, incorrect, joke, me, password, rude, rudeness, technology, user, user experience, whenever

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