55 Funny independence quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I can’t wait until my kids have a place of their own so I can come barging through their door and say “what’s for dinner? I don’t like that. Can you give me money for McDonald’s?”

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the ultimate parent revenge plan: Revenge of the Hangry Parents! 🍔🍟👨‍👧‍👦 Watch out, future adults, your turn to feed the fam is coming! 😂 #PaybackTime"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I get real disrespectful with serving sizes. A bag is not gonna tell me what to do.

  Commentary:
  "Who does that bag think it is, bossing around your snack choices like it owns the place? 🙄😂 Serving sizes are more like serving suggestions anyway. Bag, you're not the boss of us! 🙌🍟 #SnackRevolt"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I don’t follow washing instructions, you’re my clothes you don’t tell me what to do.

  Commentary:
  "Laundry rebellion at its finest! The clothes may not talk, but they sure know how to make a statement! 🧺🙅‍♂️ #RuleBreaker"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I don’t need your flipping advice, I am capable of ruining my life on my own.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, a true expert in the art of self-destruction! 🎭 Who needs GPS when you've got your own special way of finding the rocky road? 🛣️ Just remember to wear a hard hat on your journey to chaos! 🚧🤦‍♂️"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m as single as a one Dollar bill, and I don’t need any change.

  Commentary:
  "Just like a crisp $1 bill, this person is single and confident – no change needed! 💵😄 Who needs a significant other when you've got independence and financial stability, am I right? 💁‍♂️ #SingleAndThriving"

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