75 Funny independence quotes

• The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.

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• Rule #1 for family reunions: Always bring your own car so you can take off whenever you want.

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• Finally got around to emptying the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something started its independence movement in there.

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• I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.

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• You can’t boss me around. You’re not my bladder.

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  around, authority, bladder, boss, control, humor, independence, me

• Having teens is fun because they demand their independence but then turn right around and ask you for $20.

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• Still can’t believe America has a federal holiday to celebrate the hit movie Independence Day.

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• Grateful for independence mostly because British food is gross.

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  British, British food, culture, food, grateful, gratitude, gross, humor, independence, joke, taste

• The real advantage of being self-employed is that you don’t have to go to a Christmas party.

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• I can’t wait until my kids have a place of their own so I can come barging through their door and say “what’s for dinner? I don’t like that. Can you give me money for McDonald’s?”

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  dinner, door, family, give, humor, i, independence, kids, McDonald’s, me, money, nostalgia, own, parenting, place, say, visits, wait

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