28 Funny Instagram quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: So deep in her Instagram story, I accidentally liked an ad for a Toyota.

  Commentary:
  Oops, she got caught in the social media rabbit hole 🕳️📱, and ended up not just window shopping, but car shopping! 🚗 That accidental double-tap probably had Toyota feeling like they're one step closer to making a sale! 😂 #ShoppingGoals #InstaFail

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  6 months ago

  Share →: What do you mean I overthink things (as I wonder if I hurt my dog’s feelings by liking cat videos on Instagram)?

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's brain is doing some Olympic-level gymnastics trying to navigate the treacherous territory of social media and pet emotions! 🤯🐶🐱 Don't worry, your dog probably just wants to have a treat and a belly rub, not analyze your Instagram behavior! 😆 #OverthinkingChampion"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: There should be an opposite of Valentine’s Day where you post Instagram photos of your enemy.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the age-old tradition of spreading malice instead of love! 💔😈 Who needs roses and chocolates when you can broadcast your carefully curated shots of side-eye and eye rolls? 📸😜 Just make sure to use the right filter to really capture that "frenemy drama" essence! #AntiValentinesDay #InstagramWarfare

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Despite popular opinion, dating apps are NOT for dating. They are for finding people to watch your Instagram story for years and years.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a relationship when you can have an audience for your life updates? 🤳👀 Swipe left for love, right for story views! 😂 #InstaFamous"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Not pretty enough for Instagram, not funny enough for Twitter. Welcome to WhatsApp status.

  Commentary:
  "Feeling like the middle child of social media 🤷‍♂️ Stranded in the land of WhatsApp status, where our posts quietly whisper 'I'm here too, guys!' 😅 Maybe we're just too cool for the other platforms? 😎 #WhatsAppWarrior"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: How do I tell Instagram I don’t want to see guys almost eaten by gators?

  Commentary:
  "Maybe just post a selfie with the caption 'I prefer my gators on a handbag, not on a menu.' 🐊📸 #BewareOfTheGators"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Follow me on Instagram if you want to see me post absolutely nothing for weeks.

  Commentary:
  "Welcome to the land of empty promises and ghostly appearances 👻 Follow for mesmerizing updates… or lack thereof! 😂 #InstagramLife"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I hope Instagram is still active during the apocalypse, so the zombies can post pics of whose brains they’re currently eating.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine the Instagram captions during the zombie apocalypse: 'Just snacking on Bob's brain, brain-utiful flavor! 💀🧠 #ApocalypseEats' 😂 Let's hope those zombies have a good eye for filters amidst all the chaos! 📸🧟"

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