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Funny intoxication quotes ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ˜‚ bring a hilarious twist to those blurry nights and unforgettable memories (or lack thereof)! Whether youโ€™re celebrating with friends ๐ŸŽ‰ or just love a cheeky chuckle about tipsy tales, these witty sayings perfectly capture the lighter side of getting buzzed. Get ready to laugh, relate, and maybe even share a toast ๐Ÿฅ‚ to the amusing adventures of intoxication!

Explain it to me like I’m 5 drinks in.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

What would you do if you were in my situation right now? The situation being that I’m drunk.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

When youโ€™re two beers in, and you realize she looks like God.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Alcohol is actually a performance-enhancing drug, but youโ€™re not gonna like the performance.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

If alcohol damages your short-term memory, imagine what alcohol can do.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

One time, I was so high my bra unclasped, and I thought I got shot.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Sometimes I tell myself I should stop drinking so much, but Iโ€™m not about to listen to a drunk whoโ€™s talking to himself.

Posted onMar 18, 2025

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