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- I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.
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- Why call it a “step dad” when you could have called it a faux pas?
- Pretty sure they’re naming prescription drugs by just grabbing random Scrabble tiles. “Oh hey, Qdilrox sounds good.”
- Shouldn’t it have been called the ‘not answering machine’?
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