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Funny juice quotes

Mocktails are awesome because they ask the question ‘how much could juice cost?’

Mocktails are awesome because they ask the question ‘how much could juice cost?’

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
I accidentally poured vodka on my orange juice this morning. Twice.

I accidentally poured vodka on my orange juice this morning. Twice.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange juice.

I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange juice.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025
Capri Sun tastes as if scientists had bet that they could make fruit juice without fruit.

Capri Sun tastes as if scientists had bet that they could make fruit juice without fruit.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
If you add orange juice to Jason Momoa, you get a Jason Mimosa.

If you add orange juice to Jason Momoa, you get a Jason Mimosa.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025