Funny juice quotes

Funny juice quotes are the perfect blend of humor and zest 🍊😂 Whether you’re sipping on a fresh smoothie or just juicing up your day, these witty lines add that extra splash of fun 🥤✨ Get ready to laugh, guffaw, and maybe even spill your drink with these juicy gems 🍍🤣 Cheers to a refreshingly funny twist on your favorite drink! 🍉😄

Airplanes are so weird because how does a giant metal box stay in the air like that, and why am I craving tomato juice?

Commentary:
Flying: the only time when sitting in a metal tube at 36,000 feet makes you crave a drink you'd never buy on the ground! ✈️🤷‍♂️🍅

Cocktails can be tricky, because they taste like juice, but then the next thing you know… you can’t walk.

Commentary:
Juice: *tastes great, but forgot to mention it's moonwalking practice in a glass* 🍹🕺😂

Mocktails are awesome because they ask the question ‘how much could juice cost?’

Commentary:
🍹 "Mocktails are the ultimate juice detectives – solving the mystery of pricey drinks one fruity concoction at a time! Who knew investigating a beverage could be this refreshing and affordable? Cheers to mocktails for reminding us that sometimes the best things in life are just a squeeze away from being free!" 🕵️‍♂️🍊 #JuicyInvestigations #MocktailMysteries

I accidentally poured vodka on my orange juice this morning. Twice.

Commentary:
Looks like someone's having a 'screwdriver' kind of morning! 🍊🍸 Better double-check those bottles next time or you might end up with a 'citrus cocktail' for breakfast! 😉🍹

I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange juice.

Commentary:
Haha, talk about a colorful imagination! 🌈👁️🍊 It's as if they were on a vibrant naming spree and decided to mix up eye conditions with breakfast beverages! Just imagine, "Excuse me, is that pink eye in your eye or just some orange juice residue?" 😂

Capri Sun tastes as if scientists had bet that they could make fruit juice without fruit.

Commentary:
"Capri Sun: where fruit juice meets its mysterious alter ego 😂🍹 It's like a futuristic fruit juice experiment gone slightly off the rails! 🧪🍏 #JuicyScienceGoneWrong"

If you add orange juice to Jason Momoa, you get a Jason Mimosa.

Commentary:
🍹 "Forget a regular mimosa, why stop there? Go all out and mix up a Jason Mimosa! Just a splash of orange juice and boom, you've got yourself the ultimate thirst-quenching and attractive beverage. Who needs regular OJ when you can have a slice of Momoa in your glass?" 😉

Apple juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol, but it’s too shy.

Commentary:
Apple juice: the introverted cousin at the fruit cocktail party 🍎🍹😄

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