Funny juice quotes

Funny juice quotes are the perfect blend of humor and zest 🍊😂 Whether you’re sipping on a fresh smoothie or just juicing up your day, these witty lines add that extra splash of fun 🥤✨ Get ready to laugh, guffaw, and maybe even spill your drink with these juicy gems 🍍🤣 Cheers to a refreshingly funny twist on your favorite drink! 🍉😄

Funny juice quotes - Mocktails are awesome because they ask the question ‘how mu…

Mocktails are awesome because they ask the question ‘how mu…

Commentary:
🍹 "Mocktails are the ultimate juice detectives – solving the mystery of pricey drinks one fruity concoction at a time! Who knew investigating a beverage could be this refreshing and affordable? Cheers to mocktails for reminding us that sometimes the best things in life are just a squeeze away from being free!" 🕵️‍♂️🍊 #JuicyInvestigations #MocktailMysteries

Funny juice quotes - I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange…

I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange…

Commentary:
Haha, talk about a colorful imagination! 🌈👁️🍊 It's as if they were on a vibrant naming spree and decided to mix up eye conditions with breakfast beverages! Just imagine, "Excuse me, is that pink eye in your eye or just some orange juice residue?" 😂

Funny juice quotes - If you add orange juice to Jason Momoa, you get a Jason Mim…

If you add orange juice to Jason Momoa, you get a Jason Mim…

Commentary:
🍹 "Forget a regular mimosa, why stop there? Go all out and mix up a Jason Mimosa! Just a splash of orange juice and boom, you've got yourself the ultimate thirst-quenching and attractive beverage. Who needs regular OJ when you can have a slice of Momoa in your glass?" 😉