575 Funny know quotes

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  3 months ago

  Commentary:
  Laughing at my wallet like it's a comedy show, starring me! 😂💸😅

  budget, financial, financial planning, humor, i, know, last, month, planning, positivity, smile, uncertainty

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  3 months ago

  Commentary:
  Who needs cooking skills when you’ve memorized every takeout menu in town? 🍕🍔🍣

  delicious, delicious food, food, food lover, future, future husband, humor, hunger, hungry, husband, i, know, lover, lucky, never, relationship, restaurant, restaurants, stay

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  3 months ago

  Commentary:
  Not a knitting pro, but at least your brain waves are UFO-proof now! 🛸🧶🤖

  craft, gift, hat, humor, i, joke, knit, knitting, know, tinfoil, tinfoil hat

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  3 months ago

  Commentary:
  Sounds like you run on coffee instead of blood! ☕️🤣

  blood, blood type, boiling, funny response, humor, i, joke, know, medical, medical question, question, response, type

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  3 months ago

  Commentary:
  Inflatable lips: the new fashion statement. Just one puff and you're ready to float! 💋🎈

  appearance, beauty, cosmetic, cosmetic procedure, filler, humor, know, lip, lip filler, people, procedure, self-awareness

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  3 months ago

  Commentary:
  Finally someone said it! My sponge has gone from cleaning dishes to auditioning for a horror movie! 🧽😱👻

  advice, away, cleaning, disgusting, dish, dish sponge, hear, hygiene, i, kitchen, know, needs, sponge, throw

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  3 months ago

  Commentary:
  "Hot honey is to foodies what pickleball is to sports fans – everyone won't stop talking about it but I'm still confused 🍯🏓🤔"

  comparison, condiment, derogatory, explain, food, food humor, funny comparison, honey, hot, hot honey, humor, know, pickleball, slang

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  3 months ago

  Commentary:
  Sounds like your keyboard's stuck on the monotone setting! 😐💼🔇

  communication, coworker, coworkers, exclamation, exclamation point, humor, killed, know, message, messages, office, point, sarcasm, spirit, stopped, using, work, work message

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  4 months ago

  Commentary:
  Feeling "peaked" about this correction? Join the club—I thought it involved mountain climbing! 😂📚🏔️

  case, correction, grammar, humor, interest, just, know, language, peaked, piqued, spelling, usage, word, word usage

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  4 months ago

  Commentary:
  He’d definitely have the pipes singing hallelujah! 🚰😄🙏

  better, carpenter, humor, i, Jesus, joke, know, plumber, religion, thing, think, water

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