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Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

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Nice thing about dating a doctor is if you wanna stop seeing them, you can just eat an apple.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

My favorite yoga pose is reaching for the remote control on the far end of the table without falling off the couch.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

Just once I’d like my dog to give me a treat.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

I hate when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

If you don’t have at least one white friend named “Matt”, then you are Matt.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

Sorry I marked myself as safe on Facebook after your PowerPoint presentation.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

Imagine she’s home alone, bored out of her mind, and she STILL won’t put that laundry away. She is me.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg!

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My playlist so bipolar. We either in love, depressed, or gang members.

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Spotted on Messenger:

Airlines be like: “Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn’t think everyone would bring a bag!”

Making waves on Pinterest:

Shoutout to everyone who works hard to support their dog’s extravagant lifestyle.

Breaking via X:

My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch.

Live now on Discord:

Stop avoiding your banking app. Go look at what you’ve done.

Just landed via Slack:

Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

Going viral on TikTok:

I called the cops on my own party, because I was ready to go to bed.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Your nose is in the middle of your face because it is the scenter.

Going viral on Reddit:

The cheapest way to fly is off the handle.

Trending via Twitch:

If we get invaded by space aliens, I am immediately defecting to the alien side. Sorry.

Going viral on WeChat:

Now that I’m in my mid-forties, I think I’ll take up parkour.

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Funny lazy day quotes

Funny lazy day quotes bring all the cozy vibes 🛋️ and endless laughs 😂 when motivation takes a nap 😴. Perfect for those moments when doing nothing feels like an art form 🎨, these witty lines turn chill mode into comedy gold 🎉. Ready to embrace your inner couch potato 🥔 with a smile? Let’s dive into the funniest way to celebrate lazy days! 🌞✨

New funny lazy day quotes 👇

4 days ago
Share →: My favorite thing to do on the weekend is not leave my house.

Commentary:
Same here! I'm all about those adventures from the couch with "Netflix and definitely no chill" 🛋️📺😴
6 months ago
Share →: Looking for someone whose favorite thing to do is nothing. No hiking. No adventure. Just bed rot.

Commentary:
"Seeking a partner in crime for the ultimate lazy duet! 🛌💤 No high-energy shenanigans here, just two peas in a pod embracing the beauty of inactivity. Who needs hiking when you can have bed rot, right? 😂 #LazyGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Can’t. Just put my hair in a bun and that’s just about enough exercise for today.

Commentary:
"Who needs the gym when you can just work those arm muscles with a perfectly styled bun? 💁‍♀️💪 Maybe we can start a new trend: the bun-to-fitness workout plan!"
6 months ago
Share →: Some days you feel like a hotel light. You’re there, but you don’t have enough energy to really do anything.

Commentary:
Feeling like a hotel light on low power mode 💡🔋 Just hanging in there without much spark! Let's hope tomorrow brings a full charge and some bright ideas! 🌟💡 #LowEnergyDays
6 months ago
Share →: Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today!

Commentary:
"Decisions, decisions! 🤔 Who needs productivity when there's a whole day of Netflix waiting for you? 😅 Procrastination game strong! 💪 #NotToday"

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Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

The two types of video games are kill everything that moves and Microsoft Excel.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

Who called it asking the waiter about the specials and not retrieving data from the server?

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

According to my chocolate advent calendar, tomorrow is Christmas.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

It’s time to stare blankly at my wall for hours straight and think about where I went wrong with my life.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

You’re not lazy, you’re just buffering in HD.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

I’m on this new diet where I don’t consume anything that talks to me before the first coffee.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

I love how bananas just take over the whole smoothie. You can never dim her light.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

There’s nothing worse than accidentally becoming an important person at your job.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Slack:

I see you liked my selfie, but what about my ideas?

Seen just now on X:

I miss my kids the most when they go to bed and the mosquitoes go after me because they have no other options.

Just shared via YouTube:

An orgy where everyone looks identical is called a doppelgängerbänger.

Seen just now on TikTok:

You only live once and thank God for that.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

For my next trick, I’ll need a divorce lawyer.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Always tell people different stories about yourself, so when they talk about you, they’ll argue.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.

Just landed via WeChat:

Drinking a couple of beers and then getting onto Red Dead Redemption, and just petting my horse and feeding it apples.

Just shared via X:

Please pray for my husband, he’s struggling to find me.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

I can’t afford a vehicle with wing doors, so I buy the Tupperware with lids which open that way.

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