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"Ah, the classic duck and dodge strategy – the ultimate game of life dodgeball! π¦π¨ May your aim be quick and your reflexes quicker, dear friend. Remember, sometimes it's best to let fate find a new target. π #LifeDodging"
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- Imagine marrying an old man for money and you die first.
- I love my cat, but I hope in her next life she’s reincarnated as the owner of a very whiny cat.
- Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can’t afford actually.
- Kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry.
- Getting older means talking to less people and complaining about more people.
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"Who knew that smooth legs could double up as a diet plan! π𦡠Say goodbye to the gym and hello to silky smoothness! ποΈββοΈπ¨ #LegDayGoals" -
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"Deciding to embrace the parkour lifestyle seemed like a good idea at first πββοΈ, until reality kicked in with a minor hiccup involving jeans π and my coordination skills π€¦ββοΈ. Sometimes, a graceful fall is just as stylish as a perfectly executed jump! π #ParkourFail" -
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Absolutely, feeling 'ugh' is a universal emotion, kind of like a combo of frustration, boredom, and a dash of existential dread π€·ββοΈ. It's the ultimate mood that transcends all other feels! #ughlife -
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"Who needs vitamins and healthy living, when you have a healthy dose of spite and biscuits to keep you going strong until 90! πͺπ Granny's secret recipe for longevity! #SpiteAndBiscuits" -
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πΊ "When you reach the end of a TV series and suddenly realize your entire existence was just a season finale plot twist… What now? Do we just start the series all over again or take up a new hobby like extreme ironing? Decisions, decisions! π€π " -
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"Ah, the classic Monday – the day we love to hate! But hey, just like Mondays, you bring a fresh start and endless possibilities! πΌβοΈ Embrace the chaos and spontaneity that comes with being the Monday of someone's life! π #MondayMotivation" -
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"Ah, the golden years – where peace and quiet are as valuable as gold π°, and unnecessary noise is the enemy #ShhHappens" -
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"Remember folks, duct tape fixes almost everything, from leaky pipes to broken hearts… π οΈπ But when it comes to dealing with technology tantrums, brace yourselves for a good ol' reboot dance π»π. Just another day in the life of a tech-savvy problem solver! π" -
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"Looks like this one came out of the womb swiping left! ππ€° Forever solo in the solo cup of life! π₯ #SingleLife"
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- Life is so dull when you donβt have someone to flirt with.
- It’s strange that we say time is a great healer when it kills 100% of people.
- This chapter of my life is called ‘at least the rent is paid’
- If the universe is continuing to expand then why does my rent keep going up?
- Welcome to adulthood: youβre not hungover, itβs just Tuesday.
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