Funny listener quotes

• Spotify Wrapped? Next year, maybe you should try to be in the top .05% of listeners to your girlfriend.

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  4 weeks ago

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• You don’t need to be a good listener as long as you’re a good nodder.

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  2 months ago

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• I’m not addicted to Twitter. I’m just a really good listener so I want to know what everyone has to say.

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  2 months ago

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• Whenever I’m with real yappers, I realize I might actually be a listener.

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  2 months ago

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• I talk to myself mostly because I am an excellent listener.

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  2 months ago

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• I’m a good listener. If you’re interesting.

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  2 months ago

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• Job interviewer: “Where do you see yourself in 5 years’ time?” Me: “My greatest strength is that I’m a good listener.”

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  3 months ago

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