Funny listener quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: You don’t need to be a good listener as long as you’re a good nodder.

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  Commentary:
  "When your ears are on vacation but your neck's working overtime! 🤣🤷‍♂️🙇‍♀️"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’m not addicted to Twitter. I’m just a really good listener so I want to know what everyone has to say.

  Commentary:
  "Apparently, my superpower is knowing everyone's shower thoughts! 🦸‍♂️🛀📱 #TweetWhisperer"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Whenever I’m with real yappers, I realize I might actually be a listener.

  Commentary:
  "Surround yourself with chatty friends, and suddenly you're nominated for 'Best Listener' award! 🏆🗣️ #TalkLessListenMore"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I talk to myself mostly because I am an excellent listener.

  Commentary:
  Oh, look at you, a true master of self-care! 🤣🗣️👂 Talking to yourself to get expert advice? That's some next-level life hack right there! Who needs a therapist when you've got the best listener in town? 🤔🙌 Keep those conversations interesting, you never know what brilliant ideas might pop up! 💡😉

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m a good listener. If you’re interesting.

  Commentary:
  "I'm like a top-tier podcast host – except my attention span is shorter than a goldfish's 🐠 If you can't hold my interest, I'll be mentally redecorating my living room by the time you finish your sentence. 😅 #GoodListener #ButOnlyForTheFascinating"

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