Funny miracle quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Bluesky honestly feels like a miracle where you take the most annoying people in the world and stick them in a broken elevator together.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like a social experiment ready for a sitcom! 😂🚪🔧"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: “You’re always drinking wine!” God forbid a girl enjoys the first miracle of Jesus.

  Commentary:
  "Exactly! I'm just trying to channel my inner Jesus vibes, one sip at a time 🍷😇 #WineWednesdayMiracles"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I’m not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, let’s take a second look.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a church when you've got a magician in the house? I wouldn't mind a taste of that 'holy' water myself!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'eat now, pray later' diet strategy. It's like a culinary Hail Mary pass – you never know when the miracle will happen, but you're definitely hoping for a touchdown in the form of a metabolism boost!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The real miracle is how Jesus managed to book a table for twenty-six people on the night before the Easter holiday, and then only half them showed up.

  Commentary:
  Looks like Jesus had a real last supper letdown! 😂 Maybe the missing disciples got caught up with some unexpected traffic on the way to the table. 🚗 At least the leftovers probably lasted for days! 🍞🍷 #DinnerDilemma

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