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6 months ago
Share →: My mirror needs a screenshot button.

Commentary:
"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the selfie queen of them all? 🤳💁‍♀️ If only mirrors had a screenshot button, we could capture every flawless moment! #MirrorGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: It must be hard for a vampire to floss their fangs when they can’t see their reflection in a mirror.

Commentary:
"Imagine the struggle for a vampire trying to achieve that perfect smile! No wonder they're always in a bad mood 😬🧛‍♂️ #VampireProblems"
6 months ago
Share →: Kids be like: “Nice bathroom mirror. It would be a shame if I spat toothpaste all over it.”

Commentary:
Oh, the audacity of kids and their toothpaste art 🤦‍♂️🦷 It's like they see a mirror as a blank canvas just begging for some minty fresh décor! 🖼️😂 #ParentingLife
6 months ago
Share →: I haven’t broken a mirror lately, but my water broke and I’ve had seven years of kids crawling into my bed.

Commentary:
Oh, so that's the new formula for seven years of bad luck? 😂 Sounds like you've upgraded from just breaking mirrors to breaking waters! 🤰👶 Better stock up on those extra-large bedsheets! 🛏️ #ParentingStruggles
6 months ago
Share →: Imagine being a bald vampire and every time you walk by a mirror your toupée is just floating.

Commentary:
"Who knew being undead could come with a bad hair day every day? 😂🧛‍♂️ #VampireStruggles"
6 months ago
Share →: We all know that mirrors don’t lie. I’m just very grateful that they don’t laugh.

Commentary:
"Mirrors may not laugh, but they definitely have a killer poker face 🃏. Thank goodness for that, or we'd never hear the end of it! 😅"
6 months ago
Share →: I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror this morning, so I guess once again my personality will be doing all the work today.

Commentary:
"Mirror, mirror on the wall, why work hard at all? 😄 Looks like today, it's personality for the win! 💁‍♂️ #LetPersonalityShine"
6 months ago
Share →: I have a question and my question is, how can I look so cute in the mirror but like such a baked potato in pictures?

Commentary:
🤔💁‍♀️ "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the cutest of them all? Wait, what do you mean I transform into a baked potato in photos? 🥔📸 Maybe I need to switch my selfie game to 'bake' to perfection! 😂 #BakedPotatoAesthetic"
6 months ago
Share →: The quickest way to double your money is to hold it in front of a mirror.

Commentary:
"Looking to double your money in a flash? Just hold it up to a mirror and watch that reflection multiply like magic! 💸✨ Who knew finance could be this fun and easy? 😂"
6 months ago
Share →: I need a room full of mirrors, so I can be surrounded by losers.

Commentary:
"Who needs enemies when you can have a room full of mirrors reflecting your competition, right? 😂🙈 #MirrorMirrorOnTheWall #Winning"