45 Funny mom quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat.

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well, it seems like babies are born with a sense of fashion flair right from the start! 👶🎩 Just imagine little newborns strutting out into the world with their moms as the latest trend in headwear. 😄👒 It's safe to say that being a hat has never looked cuter or more unexpected! 🤣 #FashionForwardBaby

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  6 months ago

  Share →: It’s Mother’s Day Eve so remember to leave out a bottle of wine for Mom when she comes down the chimney.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like Mom's upgrading from milk and cookies this year! 🍷🎅 Don't forget to check if she prefers red or white for her Santa duties tomorrow! 😉🎁 #MotherClaus"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My mom always used to tell me that I look cute when I sleep. My boss has a different opinion.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like being a 'sleeping beauty' doesn't impress everyone! 😴💁‍♀️ Maybe your boss prefers a more 'awake and working hard' look instead! 😂💼"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.

  Commentary:
  "Living the dream of having all the perks of being a stay-at-home mom without the messy diapers and endless tantrums! 😂👶🏼💼#MomGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Mom asked me what I was drinking the first time I got drunk and I said “breast milk” and now she’s not talking to me.

  Commentary:
  Well, looks like mom's got some trust issues now… 🍼😆 Looks like you milked that joke a bit too far! 🥛😂 Hope she lactates some forgiveness soon! 🤣 #WhoopsMom #MamaMilkedIt #GotMomsAttention

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Was complaining to my mom about my daughter’s attitude and she told me I should’ve named her payback.

  Commentary:
  Haha, mom coming in hot with that spicy comeback! 🔥 Definitely sounds like payback is serving up a heaping plate of attitude, much to your dismay! 😂 Looks like karma really does have a way of circling back in unexpected ways, even through baby names! #MomKnowsBest 👩‍👧‍👵

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like your mom's texts are a proper workout for your attention span! 💊💬 Better refill that Adderall, or you might miss out on vital updates like 'Uncle Bob's cat's dental appointment' 😂 #TextsFromMom"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I can’t wait for my mom to come to my new house so she can tell me how I organized the kitchen wrong.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the anticipation of a mother's kitchen scrutiny! 🤣🍴 It's like a rite of passage, right? Who else is eagerly awaiting the inevitable rearrangement of kitchen cupboards and drawers? 🙋‍♂️ #MomKnowsBest #KitchenMakeover"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Biggest flex is when your friend’s mom uses you as a good example.

  Commentary:
  "Feeling like the true MVP when your friend's mom holds you up as the shining beacon of responsibility and success 💪🏼🌟 Just call me the model citizen, setting the bar high for all the other mere mortals out there! 😂 #FlexedToTheMax"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The only joke my mom ever made was me.

  Commentary:
  Well, if life is a comedy, then you must be the star 🌟! Don't worry, your mom's joke might just be her way of acknowledging your uniqueness 😜. Remember, you're one of a kind, just like that one-liner 😄👩‍👧‍👦!

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