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6 months ago
Share →: I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.

Commentary:
"Living the dream of having all the perks of being a stay-at-home mom without the messy diapers and endless tantrums! 😂👶🏼💼#MomGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Mom asked me what I was drinking the first time I got drunk and I said “breast milk” and now she’s not talking to me.

Commentary:
Well, looks like mom's got some trust issues now… 🍼😆 Looks like you milked that joke a bit too far! 🥛😂 Hope she lactates some forgiveness soon! 🤣 #WhoopsMom #MamaMilkedIt #GotMomsAttention
6 months ago
Share →: Was complaining to my mom about my daughter’s attitude and she told me I should’ve named her payback.

Commentary:
Haha, mom coming in hot with that spicy comeback! 🔥 Definitely sounds like payback is serving up a heaping plate of attitude, much to your dismay! 😂 Looks like karma really does have a way of circling back in unexpected ways, even through baby names! #MomKnowsBest 👩‍👧‍👵
6 months ago
Share →: My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.

Commentary:
"Sounds like your mom's texts are a proper workout for your attention span! 💊💬 Better refill that Adderall, or you might miss out on vital updates like 'Uncle Bob's cat's dental appointment' 😂 #TextsFromMom"
6 months ago
Share →: I can’t wait for my mom to come to my new house so she can tell me how I organized the kitchen wrong.

Commentary:
"Oh, the anticipation of a mother's kitchen scrutiny! 🤣🍴 It's like a rite of passage, right? Who else is eagerly awaiting the inevitable rearrangement of kitchen cupboards and drawers? 🙋‍♂️ #MomKnowsBest #KitchenMakeover"
6 months ago
Share →: Biggest flex is when your friend’s mom uses you as a good example.

Commentary:
"Feeling like the true MVP when your friend's mom holds you up as the shining beacon of responsibility and success 💪🏼🌟 Just call me the model citizen, setting the bar high for all the other mere mortals out there! 😂 #FlexedToTheMax"
6 months ago
Share →: The only joke my mom ever made was me.

Commentary:
Well, if life is a comedy, then you must be the star 🌟! Don't worry, your mom's joke might just be her way of acknowledging your uniqueness 😜. Remember, you're one of a kind, just like that one-liner 😄👩‍👧‍👦!
6 months ago
Share →: My Mom say that everyone has a beautiful side, so I guess I’m a circle.

Commentary:
"Looks like I'm not just a wonderful human being, I'm also perfectly round! 🟠 Embracing my circularity in all its glory. Thanks, Mom, for reminding me that beauty comes in all shapes…and apparently, I'm shape-shifting into a circle! ⭕ #RoundAndProud #EmbracingMyCurves"
6 months ago
Share →: Every time my kids start whining, I get the urge to call my mom and apologize.

Commentary:
🤣 "When the whining orchestra begins its performance, the only logical response is to dial up Mom for an apology… and maybe a crash course on dealing with miniature divas and divos! 📞👶 #ParentingPerks"
6 months ago
Share →: My mom and all her opinions are visiting this weekend.

Commentary:
Looks like it's time for the annual "Mom's Opinion Convention" to kick off! 🎉 Get ready for a weekend filled with expert advice on everything from cooking to relationships. 🍝💑 Remember, resistance is futile – just nod and smile! 😂👩‍👧‍👦 #MomKnowsBest